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Post: Tribute To Chuck Norris
06-04-2010, 12:29 AM #1
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Baron Praxiz
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I have recently seen a thread that has completely disrespected the almighty Chuck Norris. Here is the link to this thread-You must login or register to view this content.. I have a feeling that this might bring disluck to this great website. This has given me the idea to create a tribute to him. We will put anything that might make the Great One even think about grinning. This post will have new things edited in. I will give 10.

  1. When you say "no-one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes it as a personal insult.

  2. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, because his heart is not foolish enough to attack him.

  3. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't lift himself up, he pushes the world down.

  4. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

  5. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

  6. Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first trip to Tokyo.

  7. When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

  8. America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

  9. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

  10. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and got one.



Feel free to add new ones!
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06-05-2010, 08:43 PM #11
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Originally posted by Cpt.Hayden View Post
We must NEG REP THE NON BELIEVER!!


they are not one of us! Happy
06-06-2010, 01:23 AM #12
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Haxor!
I love chuck norris, All hail the king of chuck fu.
06-06-2010, 01:32 AM #13
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Dark Knight
he lost 2 Bruce Lee Winky Winky
06-06-2010, 01:54 AM #14
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Originally posted by metalmouth647 View Post
he lost 2 Bruce Lee Winky Winky


Bruce Lee paid him off,


lol
06-06-2010, 03:01 AM #15
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Prime Rib
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
A Bulletproof vest uses Chuck Norris as protection.
06-06-2010, 03:01 AM #16
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Gooballs
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Admin, please change the name of this thread to "Tribute to God"
06-06-2010, 01:10 PM #17
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#8 made me lol

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