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You: My name is Chris Hansen, from Dateline NBC's, "To Catch A Predator". Why don't you take a seat over there?
Stranger: <_<

>_>
Stranger: yeah.. uhh sorry, i just gotta.. go. brb
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Look! Do you see that man?
You: What?
You: See what?
Stranger: Hes skipping down the street...
Stranger: Damn, a bluebird just landed on his shoulder and now
random pedestrians are joining him in a complicated dance routine
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I tried to play along to the best of my abilities, trying to counter his troll.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: KKK
You: zOMG
Stranger: Let me introduce myself.
You: Can I have pointy hat?
Stranger: My name is Moon Man.
Stranger: I run a dead ****** storage.
You: Ok... go one...
Stranger: I am a dead ****** storer.
You: Sounds interesting
Stranger: Of course it does, you silly mongrel.
You: What's the most interesting story you can tell me?
Stranger: One day
Stranger: A man and a woman
Stranger: came to my place and asked if I could hide a ****** they accidentally killed
Stranger: so I said
Stranger: did you notice a sign infront of my house
Stranger: that says "dead ****** storage"?
Stranger: "no", a man replied
Stranger: do you know why?
Stranger: "Why?"
Stranger: because the sign's not there
Stranger: because storing dead ****** ain't my ****ing
Stranger: business
You: O.O
You: awesome
Stranger: now it is
You: Ok, I must be going now.
Stranger: I'm from Austria
You: Ok...
Stranger: type faster
You: Do you have a line you say whenever you do something awesome
Stranger: no
You: Awww.....
Stranger: i'm spontaneous
You: You should get one.
You: ok. I really gotta go my neighbors are giving me weird looks
Stranger: funny
Stranger: 0/10
You: I think its becuse of My KFC lamp shade
Stranger: lol auschwitz lampshades
You: And my watermellon collection
Stranger: Oh, so you're a ******.
You: Oh god
You: No
You: They got their shotgun from their bed
Stranger: cool story
You: Dude, I'm like really scared
Stranger: Call the cops.
You: My fingers slide off the buttons because there is to much chicken grease on them
Stranger: loled
You: holy shit
You: the kid got the ammo
Stranger: oh noes
You: oh got
You: I must really go noasipdgja'spkgh'asod

I was omegle using manycam trying to lure people into buying webcam shows. None have worked