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Post any funny definitions you can find on Urbandictionary.com!
Also type in your name and see what funny sh@t you can find.

Here's a funny one I just found, I saw an add for Snorg Tees, and decided to type in Snorg!

Snorg - To cum and shit at the same time. "Can I snorg on your face".

And here is my name!

Dennis -
1. n; the onomatopoeic sound effect of bouncing boobs.
2. v; the act of boobs (or the owner of said boobs) creating this sound by bouncing.

1. i could recognize that dennis a mile away
2. so jenna jameson comes dennising up to me, right?..

Post away!

pimp blimp- The blimp in which a pimp rides. Used to transport hoes.

Big Pete took a ride in his pimp blimp.

just search chuck norris ........there sooooooooooo long i cant copy and paste it lol

You guys asked and I delivered. DELICIOUS.

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The reason you need a new hard drive.

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To do a girl from behind until the point of climax, then promptly smash a barrel on her back.
*WTF who would do this?

lmfao wtf. where would you get a barrel.

I'd quote everyone, but the post would be huge. I didn't expect so many replies. I can't believe some of the things you guys are finding. Especially Felching

Dildough
Money required to purchase sex toys.
I caught my girlfriend trying to put my dildough into her piggybank.



one cheek bench sneak
The easing out of flatulency gently, usually when sitting down, so as not to attract undue attention.
"I was on a date, so I had to pull the one cheek bench sneak."



sea kittens
An attempt by PETA to convince the general public to call fish by a name too cute to eat.
Eating Sea Kittens is WRONG and you will be ridiculed by beautiful, sexy women everywhere.




doppelbangers
A person who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them but is not related.
Omg they both have bowl cuts and are 6 feet tall. TOTAL doppelbangers.




rick roll reflex
The time it takes to react to being rick rolled. I.e. how long it takes you to close your browser window after you've been rick rolled.
Jorge's rick roll reflex is madd quick. Rick didn't even get to the third linn drum hit.





lettuce licker
the word to describe two lezzas lezzing it up. or just to describe a lesbian.
jess is such a lettuce licker dat gal needs a banging from a proper man

I've got two for you!

Strawberry Shortcake -
The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.

Angry pirate -
when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.