Post: Post the funniest word you can find from Urban Dictionary!
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07-01-2010, 08:43 AM
#1
Siimply Dank
iCantQuickscope
.Post any funny definitions you can find on Urbandictionary.com!
Also type in your name and see what funny sh@t you can find.
Here's a funny one I just found, I saw an add for Snorg Tees, and decided to type in Snorg!
Snorg - To cum and shit at the same time. "Can I snorg on your face".
And here is my name!
Dennis -
1. n; the onomatopoeic sound effect of bouncing boobs.
2. v; the act of boobs (or the owner of said boobs) creating this sound by bouncing.
1. i could recognize that dennis a mile away
2. so jenna jameson comes dennising up to me, right?..
Post away!
07-01-2010, 08:00 PM
#11
JTRaines92
GOOD
07-01-2010, 10:23 PM
#13
aZlan
Never come on here anymore
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Abe Lincoln:
When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat. The last time a gang of transexuals Abe Lincolned Stump, he was picking various shades of pubes from his teeth for a week!
Abe Lincoln:
When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat. The last time a gang of transexuals Abe Lincolned Stump, he was picking various shades of pubes from his teeth for a week!
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07-01-2010, 11:15 PM
#14
Siimply Dank
iCantQuickscope
Originally posted by JTRaines92
Lol, that's pretty nasty
Originally posted by Steve
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Originally posted by aZlan
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Abe Lincoln:
When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat. The last time a gang of transexuals Abe Lincolned Stump, he was picking various shades of pubes from his teeth for a week!
Abe Lincoln:
When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat. The last time a gang of transexuals Abe Lincolned Stump, he was picking various shades of pubes from his teeth for a week!
That has to be the best one yet:p
07-01-2010, 11:17 PM
#15
Binary
The Guy With The Smiley
My Name
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2. Basically a male that performs great intercourse on a female....
"Damian!, dude ****in 420 dude...why are you so delicious."
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1. Cumming into a girls eye then kicking her shin. Therefore she will be hoping around on one leg and one eye closed screaming argh!
I gave Jessica a pirate eye last night!
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2. Basically a male that performs great intercourse on a female....
"Damian!, dude ****in 420 dude...why are you so delicious."
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1. Cumming into a girls eye then kicking her shin. Therefore she will be hoping around on one leg and one eye closed screaming argh!
I gave Jessica a pirate eye last night!
07-01-2010, 11:59 PM
#16
PrayForPlagues
The Black Key
Originally posted by Addicsion
The delicious act of two men rubbing the heads of their dicks together, with one of the men's foreskin being stretched over the head of his partner's dick. Add a little leakage (precum) from one (or both of their dicks), mutual excitement, rubbing, grinding, heavy breathing and the result is a mind-blowing orgasm for both men.
Alone in their personal sauna at home, Josh and Wayne glued their dicks together with a little skin and spooge and made love to each other's cock all night long...ahhh the joys of docking.
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and i seen the ad for snorg tees to
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Alone in their personal sauna at home, Josh and Wayne glued their dicks together with a little skin and spooge and made love to each other's cock all night long...ahhh the joys of docking.
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and i seen the ad for snorg tees to
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Damnit I was gonna post that, my friend showed me it
07-02-2010, 12:40 AM
#17
TheMonster
Banned
Cleveland Steamer
A Cleveland Steamer is one of two acts that are similar for the scatalogically inclined. One is a crude sex act the other a crude break up technique. Both are the same thing.
1. You take a dump on a lovers chest while or before titty ****ing (if that partner is a female.) Generally for the cacaphile only or as a domination and humiliation tool in BDSM games. See also Brown Showers. The steamer part is that it is very probably steaming from the freshness (Moisture rising from it) not to do with "steamrolling" it. Then it would have been called a "Cleveland Steamroller". It is probably named after Cleveland (Lucky us Clevelanders) because of the brown stripe left behind resembling the brown stripe on the orange Cleveland Browns Football Helmet. If you squish it down and then you spooge on it for syrup it becomes a "Boston Pancake". Don't know the origin of Boston in refernce to that act.
2. Often used as a breakup technique for angry lovers to wait till the other is asleep and dumping on their chest and leaving them to wake in it the morning after. Point made. Sexual intercourse isn't necessary beforehand technically. It is only for extra points with your pals since you obviously are only pretending to be making up and having sex to achieve this goal and are tricking the other person to get even. Usually done without knowledge of the victim if the "pooper" wants to escape alive.
Tom wanted to break up with Sally after their last fight and he made his point to her by dropping her a Cleveland Steamer and leaving the bedroom.
A Cleveland Steamer is one of two acts that are similar for the scatalogically inclined. One is a crude sex act the other a crude break up technique. Both are the same thing.
1. You take a dump on a lovers chest while or before titty ****ing (if that partner is a female.) Generally for the cacaphile only or as a domination and humiliation tool in BDSM games. See also Brown Showers. The steamer part is that it is very probably steaming from the freshness (Moisture rising from it) not to do with "steamrolling" it. Then it would have been called a "Cleveland Steamroller". It is probably named after Cleveland (Lucky us Clevelanders) because of the brown stripe left behind resembling the brown stripe on the orange Cleveland Browns Football Helmet. If you squish it down and then you spooge on it for syrup it becomes a "Boston Pancake". Don't know the origin of Boston in refernce to that act.
2. Often used as a breakup technique for angry lovers to wait till the other is asleep and dumping on their chest and leaving them to wake in it the morning after. Point made. Sexual intercourse isn't necessary beforehand technically. It is only for extra points with your pals since you obviously are only pretending to be making up and having sex to achieve this goal and are tricking the other person to get even. Usually done without knowledge of the victim if the "pooper" wants to escape alive.
Tom wanted to break up with Sally after their last fight and he made his point to her by dropping her a Cleveland Steamer and leaving the bedroom.
07-02-2010, 12:47 AM
#18
Done #3
Hurah!
1. shit tits 29 up, 7 down
buy shit tits mugs, tshirts and magnets
1) The product of the Cleveland Steamer
2) Shit smeared all over a girls tits for no apparent reason whatsoever
1) After giving Leslie the Cleveland Steamer she craved so much, she had shit tits
2) While Tits McGee was sleeping I shit all over her tits and smeared it in giving her shit tits
buy shit tits mugs, tshirts and magnets
1) The product of the Cleveland Steamer
2) Shit smeared all over a girls tits for no apparent reason whatsoever
1) After giving Leslie the Cleveland Steamer she craved so much, she had shit tits
2) While Tits McGee was sleeping I shit all over her tits and smeared it in giving her shit tits
07-02-2010, 01:24 AM
#19
Glitch3r
As Ballin As Possible
1. religion
The biggest lie in human history. It has been responsible for more deaths throughout human history than all other unnatural causes combined. For a thousand years the Church was a tyrannical dictatorship that used religion to control the uneducated masses. Free your minds and come into the 21st century
"Religion is the child of Ignorance and Fear"
3. Religious person
An insane retarded person with their head in the clouds who believes "god" answers prayers and is the answer to everything.
The biggest lie in human history. It has been responsible for more deaths throughout human history than all other unnatural causes combined. For a thousand years the Church was a tyrannical dictatorship that used religion to control the uneducated masses. Free your minds and come into the 21st century
"Religion is the child of Ignorance and Fear"
3. Religious person
An insane retarded person with their head in the clouds who believes "god" answers prayers and is the answer to everything.
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