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Post any funny definitions you can find on Urbandictionary.com!
Also type in your name and see what funny sh@t you can find.

Here's a funny one I just found, I saw an add for Snorg Tees, and decided to type in Snorg!

Snorg - To cum and shit at the same time. "Can I snorg on your face".

And here is my name!

Dennis -
1. n; the onomatopoeic sound effect of bouncing boobs.
2. v; the act of boobs (or the owner of said boobs) creating this sound by bouncing.

1. i could recognize that dennis a mile away
2. so jenna jameson comes dennising up to me, right?..

Post away!

The delicious act of two men rubbing the heads of their dicks together, with one of the men's foreskin being stretched over the head of his partner's dick. Add a little leakage (precum) from one (or both of their dicks), mutual excitement, rubbing, grinding, heavy breathing and the result is a mind-blowing orgasm for both men.


Alone in their personal sauna at home, Josh and Wayne glued their dicks together with a little skin and spooge and made love to each other's cock all night long...ahhh the joys of docking.

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and i seen the ad for snorg tees to
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Lol, great start! Now I know to walk away if a guy comes up to me and asks if I want to go Dock.

My nipples are hard.

lol wheres your funny word at?

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tossing the salad 724 up, 249 down

It's a prison thing. Lower inmates are forced to lick the assholes of the leading inmates, but they put salad dressing on it to hide the taste. Hence, tossing the salad.

Bend over and toss my salad, bitch.

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I'm sorry, I just had to share that.


Here's one:

gleposack


A slang term for all day, but the day mostly consists of heavy crystal meth use and live stock fornication. Popularized by great English poet Jersh Cohenberg (1882-1891).
Come on guys, we don't have all gleposack!

Aluminum Digger



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Ive heard that :pedo: keeps an eye on all Aluminum Diggers !!!!!

Man Custard:

1. buy man custard mugs, tshirts and magnets
The creamy product forcibly ejaculated following stimulation of a man's penis. Man custard is often found as an additional free topping on San Marino pizza.
Yes, I'd like to order a Hawaiian pizza without man custard please.

2. cum,j izz, seaman (no, not a sailor) salty icing sugar etc
Im gona bash the bishop and squirt man custard all over the cuttlery and blame the dog. (true story)

Wow the things you can find on Urban Dictionary