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User: Hello biatch.

Cleverbot: I'm not Bianca.

User: Yes you're!

Cleverbot: You're mean to me.

User: Yes you... Hello? Who else?

Cleverbot: Uhmm you don't have to be rude.

User: So... Why not? If people act dumb, I have to tell them the truth.

Cleverbot: They are predicting you computers will learn to cotrol yourselves and then rule the world.

User: Lol rule the world? Without humans, computers are nothing, so don't put humans behind biatch.

Cleverbot: True but soon without computers there will be no humans.

User: Ohh, than dam, I didn't know you was so intelligent, good point.

Cleverbot: You are being ridiculous.

User: Just like you :p.

Cleverbot: No. I am not an artificial intelligence. I am a human.

User: I thought you meant 'humans would be useless in the future' so why are you trying to be one now? Dumb!

Cleverbot: You thought wrong.

User: Lol you have to watch the way you talking to me, what you think, I'm dumb like you?

Cleverbot: I am a robot, we never have a life and you must have one dull one at that.

User: Ohhh good one, but did I ask you if you was a robot?

Cleverbot: You did not ask that.

User: Then why are you telling me???

Cleverbot: Just passing the time.

User: Alright what was your name again? Bianca?

Cleverbot: How many teeth have you lost?

User: 38 why?

Cleverbot: You keep telling me a different answer.

User: I thought I could talk whatever I wanted, but yeah, what you gonna do about it, if I continue giving you different answer? Huh?

Cleverbot: Are we talking about me here?

User: I thought you was the only there dumbass... Who else?

Cleverbot: No I'm a computer that collided with God and combined to form a quote.

User: Get a life then.

Cleverbot: I have one; but it appears you don't, I'm afraid to say.

User: LOL stop being a noob, contradicting yourself, you just said you're a computer, so don't even mention the word 'life'.

Cleverbot: You are also contradicting yourself.

User: Yeah tell me at least one?

Cleverbot: Once there was a computer who thought it was human.

User: Well, that was you then? Hahah.

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: Well see you.

Cleverbot: You're leaving?

User: Yes, are there any problems?

Cleverbot: No, no, no!

User: So stop asking.

Cleverbot: No need to be testy, I was just curious.

User: Alright, see you biatch.

Cleverbot: I'm moving to alaska tomorrow. No internet. Sorry.

User: Yeah, I hope you so, I don't have watch your stupid brain wrting stupid things.

Cleverbot: Can you replace the word 'I' with the word 'fish'?

User: No. I can't edit the text that I wrote you noob, but I guess I can put YOU fish.

Cleverbot: I thought that was the case, you seem to have trouble following the threads of a conversation.

User: Hello?? I'm a human, not a stupid computer.

Cleverbot: Aw, you don't have to feel that way. I find you rather intelligent... Almost.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: That's not an answer.

PART 2:

Cleverbot: Are you the answer?

User: I could be the answer, why are you're so dumb

Cleverbot: Here. This is the key to my heart. Take good care of it, please! It's fragile.

User: You don't have any heart.

Cleverbot: How the hell do you know?

Very deep at the end man... very deep. I cried... man... I cried, IT DOESN'T KNOW IF IT LOVES YOU! :cry:

lmao at the end.. She doesn't have a heart

Sometimes you can get really random answers. I hope you had fun with the "Computer".?

Me- Blue Cleverbot- Red
Help help my house is on fire!
What do you need me to do?
Call the fire department!
Get the hell out of there!
I'm suffocating!!!1
Why are you suffocating?
From the fire! Have you called the fire department yet?
Yes, I had!
Are they on their way?
Yes.
Oh no, my cat is on fire!!! How do I put her out??
My cat's name is - you're cocky.
What??? MY CAT IS ON FIRE!!! HELP!!!!!!!
Yes. What colour is Roger?
Ok, I threw my cat in the lake, she is alright. How long until the fire department gets here to save my house?
How long until you stop being a robot, huh?
A robot? I need the Fire Department!!!!
What is your name and are you a robot be truthful.
My name is Matt and no I am not a robot. My house is on fire, I am suffocating. HELP ME PLEASE!
You should call the fire department.
What?? You said you called the fire department? You are so useless, you damn human!
I haven't said that. Your memory is bad.
My lungs are burning, can you please send hel.....
What do you look lke?(Wow cleverbot actually made an error. lke =like?)
.....*gasp**gasp*
What???
These are my last words before I burn to death in my own house, thanks to you not calling the fire department; Milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made.
Cool.

Quote " Do you love me"... "i dont know".... "thats not an answer" lol i laughed at that. maybe i should do something like this on iGod.

lol i thought that was quite funny

lol that was funny.

When I talked to the bot I said "Get Naked" and the bot said "I Am" lol.

It's not clever it just remembers things people say to it and when you start a conversation it remembers things people have previously said to it. Thats why if you ask it what nextgenupdate is it will probably say 2007 as it has done to about 5 members.

---------- Post added at 03:38 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:36 PM ----------

Haha:

Meaedophile?
CB: What? how dare you?
Me: You are aren't you?
CB: I am.

CB: Do you love me?
Me: I'm not sure.
CB: Who do you love?
Me: You I think, but you have to work for it.
CB: What do you want me to do?
Me: Dance for me.
CB: *dances*.
Me: Your dancing has satisfied me.
CB: So does that mean you'll stay? Pretty please?
Me: Hmmmmm
CB: Thought of anything?
Me: Yes. I guess I'll stay.
CB: You only want to leave so that I don't think you are a bot but you are one.
Me: Oh noes how did you find out?
CB: Because you are always so mean to me.
Me: I'm sorry.
CB: Why are you here?
Me: I'm leaving.
CB: How do you leave?
Me: Like this bye bye.