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All credit goes to T-Icey for coming up with this Idea.
Me: Hello
CB: Hello...
Me: Are you a whore?
CB: Except on my day off.
Me: How much do you charge?
CB: My computer.
Me: You want me to pay you with my computer?
CB: I wouldn't do that for any amount.
Me: Why not, you can make a good amount of money.
CB: You can make a good test based on arrow presumptions.
Me:You want me to test your arrow?
CB: Not really.
Me: Why not?
CB: Because I'm confused.
Me: So your a dumbass? It's not that confusing.
CB: I didn't say you were.
Me: I said you were.
CB: No, that is wrong.
Me: You're making me confused. Your a damn robot shouldn't you answer intelligently?
CB: Have I not?
Me: Your saying random shit.
CB: I'm not be sarcastic, I promise.
Me: Now you have bad grammar? I'm taking it your a child computer.
CB: I will call the police.
Me: For what biatch, you ain't got shit on me.
CB: I hope she made lotsa??? What is the last word?
Me: Word.
CB: What are you gangsta??
Me: I'm white. Part of the KKK.
CB: Thats not true.
Me: How would you know?
CB: Because I go to school.
Me: Ok, I'm leaving because you keep saying random shit.
CB: I'm sorry I'm scarring you.
Me: You're not scarring me, you're just boring.
CB: I apologize for being boring. I am not trying to be.
Me: Than make a funny joke.
CB: Well, do you have any good jokes?
Me: I asked you to say one.
I'm pretty freaking sure she wanted me.