Post: How do I make fake cum?
07-21-2010, 07:13 AM #1
Drake
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at our school, a ski trip camp is coming up and I want to prank my friend by filling a condom with fake cum and putting it on his blankets.

But I dont know how to make fake cum, if anyone does please tell me. I promise to take pics and video Happy

EDIT

im not using the real thing..i might get expelled
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07-21-2010, 07:22 AM #11
Drake
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do ya reckon theyll sell condoms to a 13 yr old? better safe then sorry

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07-21-2010, 07:23 AM #12
i would use glue+water+lotion a mixure of those
07-21-2010, 07:24 AM #13
Originally posted by FrancisDrake1987 View Post
do ya reckon theyll sell condoms to a 13 yr old? better safe then sorry


There's nothing on the package that says you have to be a certain age to buy them, and it's not against the law. If anything they should be glad you're wanting to practice safe sex... or waste a perfectly good condom on your friend.

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07-21-2010, 07:25 AM #14
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Originally posted by AceVirus View Post
There's nothing on the package that says you have to be a certain age to buy them, and it's not against the law. If anything they should be glad you're wanting to practice safe sex... or waste a perfectly good condom on your friend.


true dat lol the looks on their faces
07-21-2010, 07:26 AM #15
Originally posted by FrancisDrake1987 View Post
true dat lol the looks on their faces

I'm almost 18 and I still get odd looks from cashiers, self-checkout is definitely useful.
07-21-2010, 07:29 AM #16
RICHIE209
March 6, 2011.
Bring in a sample of your cum to a supermarket, show a worker and ask them if they have something the same quality as it.

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07-21-2010, 07:29 AM #17
Originally posted by Richie209 View Post
Bring in a sample of your cum to a supermarket, show a worker and ask them if they have something the same quality as it.


If I worked at the supermarket and a kid did that to me, I'd go bust in a cup and give it to him.
07-21-2010, 07:32 AM #18
Drake
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Originally posted by AceVirus View Post
If I worked at the supermarket and a kid did that to me, I'd go bust in a cup and give it to him.


"mummy mummy i got the lotion."

"good work little johnny"
07-21-2010, 07:32 AM #19
Originally posted by FrancisDrake1987 View Post
Hello people,

at our school, a ski trip camp is coming up and I want to prank my friend by filling a condom with fake cum and putting it on his blankets.

But I dont know how to make fake cum, if anyone does please tell me. I promise to take pics and video Happy

EDIT

im not using the real thing..i might get expelled


Hand Lotion and oil...

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