Post: How do I make fake cum?
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07-21-2010, 07:13 AM
#1
Drake
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at our school, a ski trip camp is coming up and I want to prank my friend by filling a condom with fake cum and putting it on his blankets.
But I dont know how to make fake cum, if anyone does please tell me. I promise to take pics and video
EDIT
im not using the real thing..i might get expelled
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07-21-2010, 12:48 PM
#43
SionTHFCroberts
Are you high?
We need to keep this this thread going till then lol
Recipe #1
250ml of water plus 2 flat tablespoons of plain flour
Pour about 250ml (or one and a half mugs) of cold water into a saucepan and add two flat tablespoons of flour. Once you get used to it, it's arguably easier to sort out your quantities of flour and water by eye.
Mix the flour into the water until you have no lumps whatsoever - I find it best to use your hands for this. When you've finished, it should look like you have a saucepan full of milk. If it doesn't you've either got too much or too little flour.
Bring to the boil, and then simmer over a high heat, stirring constantly, until it thickens. You'll end up with a slightly opaque solution, with the viscosity of warm KY Jelly.
Leave it to cool for about 15 minutes.
The stuff also makes great setting lotion for hair. Oh, and if you add food coloring, you can use it as semi-permanent hair color.
It lasts about three days without refrigeration. It's edible of course.
Other cum recipes to experiment with:
1) Sweetened condensed milk mixed with water.
2) Condensed milk, egg white and sugar
3) It's called "arrowroot" and you'll find it on the spice rack in the supermarkets. Chinese cooks mix it with water and simmer it in a pan to make a clear thickener for their sauce. When it's simmered enough it gets the perfect consistency of cum
Ctr c Ctr v FTW Result lol
Recipe #1
250ml of water plus 2 flat tablespoons of plain flour
Pour about 250ml (or one and a half mugs) of cold water into a saucepan and add two flat tablespoons of flour. Once you get used to it, it's arguably easier to sort out your quantities of flour and water by eye.
Mix the flour into the water until you have no lumps whatsoever - I find it best to use your hands for this. When you've finished, it should look like you have a saucepan full of milk. If it doesn't you've either got too much or too little flour.
Bring to the boil, and then simmer over a high heat, stirring constantly, until it thickens. You'll end up with a slightly opaque solution, with the viscosity of warm KY Jelly.
Leave it to cool for about 15 minutes.
The stuff also makes great setting lotion for hair. Oh, and if you add food coloring, you can use it as semi-permanent hair color.
It lasts about three days without refrigeration. It's edible of course.
Other cum recipes to experiment with:
1) Sweetened condensed milk mixed with water.
2) Condensed milk, egg white and sugar
3) It's called "arrowroot" and you'll find it on the spice rack in the supermarkets. Chinese cooks mix it with water and simmer it in a pan to make a clear thickener for their sauce. When it's simmered enough it gets the perfect consistency of cum
Ctr c Ctr v FTW Result lol
07-21-2010, 01:30 PM
#45
xSiiK---AT0MIK
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