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This is the easiest game ever.
Posts should be set-up like this:
Wish Granted, Way you ruin the above users wish
Your Wish

Example:
Above users wish: I wish for money
Next User way of ruining wish: Wish Granted, but you are robbed as you get the money.
Same users wish: I wish for candy

And this process continues.

Ok, I'll start.

I wish for a gift on these forums :p

Wish granted but he gets Botulism.

I wish to continue the intriguing 3word story...

wish granted by what you say starts a riot and you are beat to death.
I wish for a giant tv

Wish granted but when you play you throw your controller through the hole TV.

I wish for a AlienWare computer.

You notice it but it says Dr. Llama likes men, forever.
I wish for the next cod to not suck like black ops

Wish granted, but instead of sucking, it just blew. (Dirty joke ftw?)

I wish for a pancake to fall out of the sky.

Wish not granted. Chuck Norris rides you.

I wish I could wish for anything.

Wish granted but you die before you even get to the wish.

I wish it rained infinite money from the sky.