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This is the easiest game ever.
Posts should be set-up like this:
Wish Granted, Way you ruin the above users wish
Your Wish

Example:
Above users wish: I wish for money
Next User way of ruining wish: Wish Granted, but you are robbed as you get the money.
Same users wish: I wish for candy

And this process continues.

Ok, I'll start.

I wish for a gift on these forums :p

Wish granted but i took both of them.

I wish that Pura wasn't gay.

Wish granted, he now loves everyone, and everything.

I wish for YOUR BRAINSSSS!

Wish granted but my BRAINSSSSS are only useable of .001% as I am really dumb.

I wish that I had 20 feet of snow outside.

Wish granted but your porn pass is up and your ps3 is in the car

i wish for squirtable cheese

Wish granted but the cheese squirts you in the face so you eat it I wish school ceased to exist

Wish Granted, But you become homeless, got raped and have STD
I wish Commando pro is in real life

Wish granted, but too bad Hackers ruined your A$$!

I wish you don't post in this thread.

Wish granted but now they start spamming your email, i wish for a paperclip

Wish granted but the paper clip stabbed and killed you.

I wish for a feather.