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This is the easiest game ever.
Posts should be set-up like this:
Wish Granted, Way you ruin the above users wish
Your Wish

Example:
Above users wish: I wish for money
Next User way of ruining wish: Wish Granted, but you are robbed as you get the money.
Same users wish: I wish for candy

And this process continues.

Ok, I'll start.

I wish for a gift on these forums :p

Wish granted but the feather ends up being a nuclear bomb and it kills everyone.

I wish for a puppy.

Wish granted :y:

Too bad he died in his cage, stomach failed.

I wish to stop the Image Verification before i post !

Granted, but now it's audio verification because you went blind.

I wish Portal 2 was out already!

Granted, but the the whole company burned down and all of the games with it.

I wish to somehow meet Billy Mays

Wish granted, you meet him in hell.
I wish I could get in a challenge lobby soon.

Wish granted, but your console catches on fire and explodes.
I wish I had a slurpee.

Wish granted, but you trip and spill it all over a hobo who proceeds to shank you.
I wish my mom didn't beat me

Agrees to give 100m vBux, but types your name wrong.

I wish for Megan Fox in my bed :L