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This is the easiest game ever.
Posts should be set-up like this:
Wish Granted, Way you ruin the above users wish
Your Wish

Example:
Above users wish: I wish for money
Next User way of ruining wish: Wish Granted, but you are robbed as you get the money.
Same users wish: I wish for candy

And this process continues.

Ok, I'll start.

I wish for a gift on these forums :p

Wish granted, your about to do it with her.. She takes of a mask and its your dad LAMO.

I wish for 5 more wishes.

wish granted but your 5 wishes turn out to be bad wishes and you wanted to reverse them

i wish for call of duty 8 BETA

Wish granted, You play CoD 8 but the disk spins too fast and somehow comes out the disk tray and slits head.

I wish for Treyarch HQ to explode.

wish granted but you get taken to prison because they caught you on CCTV

i wish for a new house

Wish granted, your new house gets bombed by bin laden
I wish for a new TV

wish granted your new TV gets smashed when you try and get it in the house somehow :carling:

i wish for me to be an admin for a day on NGU

Wish granted, you become admin and somehow delete the whole of NGU
I wish to go too the moon

wish granted the spaceshuttle you were in runs out of fuel and has petrol leak you got stuck in space :carling:

i wish for a baby boy :p

Wish granted, YOU give birth to the baby boy somehow and the giving birth kills you.
I wish for 10000000mb internet connection.