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This is the easiest game ever.
Posts should be set-up like this:
Wish Granted, Way you ruin the above users wish
Your Wish

Example:
Above users wish: I wish for money
Next User way of ruining wish: Wish Granted, but you are robbed as you get the money.
Same users wish: I wish for candy

And this process continues.

Ok, I'll start.

I wish for a gift on these forums :p

wish granted but your internet provider shuts down

i wish for a new laptop any laptop will do because my hinges on mine are broke :carling:

Wish granted, you get your laptop: You must login or register to view this content.

I wish to go back in time.

wish granted the time machine breaks and your stuck in 1980

i wish for an iphone 5

Wish granted, The iPhone 5 screen cracks and somehow the glass goes into your eyes and you somehow die... /facepalm

I wish to be a real boy

this one made me laugh but anyway

wish granted you became a real boy without a penis somehow...

i wish i had a kitteh

Wish granted, the kitten transformed to a wolf and killed you in your sleep.
I wish I had my own airplane

wish granted your plane had fuel leak and crash landed

i wish for a black lab puppie :carling:

Wish granted, I steal your puppy
I wish I had a 22" d|ck

Wish granted, but you somehow get it stuck in a window and have it amputated.

I wish I had a box.