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This is the easiest game ever.
Posts should be set-up like this:
Wish Granted, Way you ruin the above users wish
Your Wish

Example:
Above users wish: I wish for money
Next User way of ruining wish: Wish Granted, but you are robbed as you get the money.
Same users wish: I wish for candy

And this process continues.

Ok, I'll start.

I wish for a gift on these forums :p

wish granted, but terrorists blow her up so you die too
i wish for condoms, im out

wow that was mine.

wish fail
i wish for Elmo to be real

wish granted, but he rapes you
i wish for condoms again, still out

wish granted but they rip
i wish for a cookie

wish granted, but its got herpes!!!
i wish for not ripped condoms

wish granted but they slip off
i wish for a wish

wish granted, but i take it back!
i wish for a 3sum with 2 chicks

Wish granted, but they leave
I wish I was still a Super Saiyan [ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_ID5-5TQBY]YouTube - goku turns super saiyan 3 for the first time[/ame]