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This is the easiest game ever.
Posts should be set-up like this:
Wish Granted, Way you ruin the above users wish
Your Wish

Example:
Above users wish: I wish for money
Next User way of ruining wish: Wish Granted, but you are robbed as you get the money.
Same users wish: I wish for candy

And this process continues.

Ok, I'll start.

I wish for a gift on these forums :p

Wish Granted, but you get the RROD the first second it turns on.
I wish for a big red button.

Wish granted, but when you pressi it it turns pink.
I wish for a puppy.

Wish granted, but it runs away after you untie the leash.
I wish for more wishes.

Wish Granted, but you ironicly turn into a Genie.
I wish for a mystical purple rock.

Wish granted, but it's just a pile of dog shit:p
I wish for a good college.

Wish Granted, but its an all Guy College
I wish for a straightjacket

wish granted. but your getting thrown in....the GRAND CANYON!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!
i wish for hardcore sex with this chick clara

Wish granted, but she has a blue waffle
I wish for weed

wish granted, but its not dank worth shit and cant get you much more than a buzz
i wish for a brownze rep star