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Too bad this isn't for youtube? >_>

lol XD yea its all about the hypnosis

So my mom tries to open the door but its locked, so I'm laying down there naked listening to some ugly bitch whispering to me and I'm thinking why the **** is the doorknob moving? The first thing that goes through my head is "oh shit they came back from grocery shopping already?" So I hurry get up and look for my clothes which are scattered everywhere put on my sweatpants inside out and my tank top on and open the door. I told her I was watching TV. She didn't believe me.

Thanks elf.

OMG LMFAO FUNNIEST THING I READ ALL DAY and today I read some pretty funny things but this takes the cake XDDD props for making me laugh so hard with your story

Thank hypnotism, not Elf.

Hypnotism: Getting you in trouble since forever =D

OT: I'm trying this, but I doubt it will work :mad:

lol.I gave uo.She kept saying"aroused,pleasure,sexual,feel it" im like wtf.She said ill be able to cum without touching myself.

lol I get it, because she said "feel it" XD nice little pun

I did this when I was high as hell and it was amazing. I didn't cum but the relaxation was just great. I did feel some strange sensations at times, which leads me to think it could work after a couple more attempts. I kept opening my eyes and getting distracted, I'm going to put it on my ipod so I can lay down and do it, which makes me think I'll probably just fall asleep. Either way I'll be giving it another go, it was almost like stress-relief therapy or something lol just making me relax. I'll post back with my results when I try this again later.

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Can anyone post a link to the MP3? The converter didn't work :/

This made my day.