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08-03-2010, 03:27 AM #1
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08-04-2010, 01:40 AM #47
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Originally posted by DirtyDudeOnline View Post
So my mom tries to open the door but its locked, so I'm laying down there naked listening to some ugly bitch whispering to me and I'm thinking why the **** is the doorknob moving? The first thing that goes through my head is "oh shit they came back from grocery shopping already?" So I hurry get up and look for my clothes which are scattered everywhere put on my sweatpants inside out and my tank top on and open the door. I told her I was watching TV. She didn't believe me.

Thanks elf.


Made my day LOL. Thanks :y:
08-04-2010, 01:53 AM #48
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Originally posted by HoppingZombie View Post
please confirm please


Sound works brahs. If theres an issue remove the link but its a clean site just discussion on the matter. See no difference from posting a source.

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08-04-2010, 01:54 AM #49
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Originally posted by EvilRip0306 View Post
Too bad this isn't for youtube? >_>


Check the sites it supports silly.
08-04-2010, 02:03 AM #50
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Originally posted by HoppingZombie View Post
wow... i didn't know people openly admitted to masturbating now a days...


Where have you been? :p. It's just catering to the most basic of all human bodily functions - nothing wrong with that.

Originally posted by HoppingZombie View Post
and if your a girl i don't understand how i can trick myself into thinking theres something crawling up my vagina


This recording probably won't work for you... unless you get turned on by female voices. You probably won't be able to "trick yourself into thinking theres something crawling up your vagina" (lol), but fingers or a tongue on your clit seem pretty reasonable.
08-04-2010, 05:10 AM #51
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im trying this later tonight. i'm going to be ready just incase =D
08-04-2010, 05:41 AM #52
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I tried it just now, it wasnt too bad. I got a little orgasm from it but nothing serious. No cum or anything but i bet if i try it again itll work. Was pretty close this time, but then again i got distracted once and opened my eyes so that probably ruined it. Ill try again tomorrow.
08-04-2010, 02:39 PM #53
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Originally posted by Blazebandana View Post
LolzZ Damn your mom caught you.


Never mind this, who's that in your sig Cool Man (aka Tustin)?
08-04-2010, 03:39 PM #54
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Aiight Shawty right there that's Kelly Divine.
08-04-2010, 03:57 PM #55
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you could just use the dead arm trick LOL

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