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Buying things-For dummies!

Hello there.This is a step to step guide on how to buy a chocolate bar.
(May I just point out that it CAN be difficult for minors)


1. Enter the shop but try not to trip up over the 2cm step up.
2. Walk over to the aisle full of sweets and chocolates and be careful, the aisle is NOT invincible to you dummy powers!
3. Now attempt to locate your chocolate bar and reach out for it.WARNING: G IT HARD AND DO NOT TRY TO USE THE FORCE!
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4. Fight your brain to try and pick it up and don't forget carry on holding onto it TIGHT!
If you are up to here without being arrested for attempting to shoplift the chocolate bar by just walking away from the last step-you are doing well!
5.Attempt to stagger back to the counter STILL GPING THE BAR
6. Now raise your arm and drop the bar onto the counter gently. Throwing is not recommended.
7.After the person behind the counter hands you the item you have just purchased back to you after scanning it with that weird high pitched bleeping thing which usually drives YOU insane-pick the chocolate bar up and hand that weird clump of metal/piece of paper which feels like an old persons face to the cashier. The cashier will say something which only normal people can hear correctly (So you can't hear it) and walk away.
8.Check if the door is push or pull, if you cannot figure-sit down and cry and wait for the next person to walk in and scramble out of the door fast!
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PURCHASED SOMETHING FROM YOUR LOCAL SHOP WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A COMPLETE TIT!

I hope this step to step guide helped all of the dummies reading this!
Thank you for reading/sleeping over this guide ERP:

As I said it is informative for the police and retards who can't pay for stuff.
If you think it should be in Entertainment section then you must be amused. Not arguing anymore-you can continue if you msut but I'm not replying

All im saying is that this doesn´t help anyone

You make it so easy!