Post: How To Shop Lift (my Way)
08-08-2010, 03:52 PM #1
oPURPLESNiPERo
Pokemon Trainer
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Go into store.
Get cart.
Put backpack in cart.
Put beer in cart.
Go to a isle without cameras.
Put beer in backpack.
Put backpack on back.
Walk out.
Just stole a backpack and beer.
I've never been caught, we do it at most 5 times a week.
The store has caught on so we've moved on to another.

Other good one-
Go to a store wearing long sleeves, usually a hoody.
Find an item small enough to fit in sleeves.
Pick up two of the items at the same time.
One in front of the other.
Drop the one in the back into your sleeves.
Walk away.
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08-10-2010, 06:59 AM #38
Gaia
Former Staff
Ok, 1 reason why your store is cheat, stupid, and something....
1) That don't even have those scanner thingy, these one,
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08-10-2010, 10:42 PM #39
umm what about those security things?

All the stores I go to have them so it's useless.
08-10-2010, 11:06 PM #40
exTacy Angel
Auto 4 Theft?
i can bench press a person
08-11-2010, 08:32 AM #41
Gaia
Former Staff
Originally posted by Munky View Post
Another time time is when this kid lived down the road from me he was like 15 at the time and his younger brother who was 9 we tried to steal some pop but we got caught and Im now banned from that store.

Cool Story Bro :bro:
Originally posted by dogman1342 View Post
umm is it bad that i shop lifted once when i was like 5 i stole a little chocolate egg and then i blamed it on my brother and told the cashier and she gave me 4 of the eggs for free and my brother got kicked out of the store

You too, Cool Story :bro:
Originally posted by Munky View Post
Iv done it with liek packs of gum, just grab it and put it in your hand then slightly move it your sleeve then leave, once me and my friends got caught and we ran away the next day at school the police called us up and we said we didn't do it but luckily we blamed some other kid by putting the gum in his desk.

Yes, you too, cool story :bro:
Originally posted by Binary View Post
At the corner store, I remember my friend stole some skittles, peanuts, beef jerky stick, Reeces peanut butters cups, and SPAM in a can!!! I was just thinking
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Last but not least, cool story :bro:

Lmao
08-11-2010, 08:37 AM #42
PMSL i thought this was for gaming and general discussion not SHOP LIFTING LOL
08-11-2010, 06:39 PM #43
PY72OMAST3R
I am error
i remember someone told me that a guy stole a lcd tv for a dollar first he went in and bought some gum then picked up a lcd tv then walked out the plant section.
08-11-2010, 07:35 PM #44
AlmightyRyan
Gym leader
Put it down your trousers. If they ask whats that, just say " I GOT A BONER "
08-11-2010, 07:38 PM #45
You can post how to shoplift yet when we post threads about marijuana people flame because its "wrong" and illegal...

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08-11-2010, 07:40 PM #46
helpmeoprah
FormerStaff HATED ON
better idea, if you want to steal stuff.
goto mcdonalds or any other fast food restaurant:
buy large soda, drink soda, most of it at least.
goto store you wish to acquire things from, drop small items into large cup (perferably items that will not be damaged with water). walk out of store Smile

most stores your not allowed to go in with backpacks on for theft reasons. i have never been caught the cup method has always worked.

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