Post: How To Shop Lift (my Way)
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08-08-2010, 03:52 PM
#1
oPURPLESNiPERo
Pokemon Trainer
Go into store.
Get cart.
Put backpack in cart.
Put beer in cart.
Go to a isle without cameras.
Put beer in backpack.
Put backpack on back.
Walk out.
Just stole a backpack and beer.
I've never been caught, we do it at most 5 times a week.
The store has caught on so we've moved on to another.
Other good one-
Go to a store wearing long sleeves, usually a hoody.
Find an item small enough to fit in sleeves.
Pick up two of the items at the same time.
One in front of the other.
Drop the one in the back into your sleeves.
Walk away.
08-11-2010, 08:59 PM
#57
Omniplasma
Rookie
08-11-2010, 09:04 PM
#59
Grimsley33
On Top of the Game
Originally posted by AceVirus
My friend Chris tried to steal a $300 North Face jacket from a sporting goods store.
key word "tried" lol. But that snowboard though was worth a couple hundred, and I remember him saying he just peeled off the plastic and carried it beneath those sensors and left. I can't believe that nobody noticed it, or just didn't care.
08-11-2010, 09:13 PM
#60
THE_JoKeR
Everyday I'm Hustlin
Originally posted by oPURPLESNiPERo
Favorite technique and the one I use most-
Go into store.
Get cart.
Put backpack in cart.
Put beer in cart.
Go to a isle without cameras.
Put beer in backpack.
Put backpack on back.
Walk out.
Just stole a backpack and beer.
I've never been caught, we do it at most 5 times a week.
The store has caught on so we've moved on to another.
Other good one-
Go to a store wearing long sleeves, usually a hoody.
Find an item small enough to fit in sleeves.
Pick up two of the items at the same time.
One in front of the other.
Drop the one in the back into your sleeves.
Walk away.
Go into store.
Get cart.
Put backpack in cart.
Put beer in cart.
Go to a isle without cameras.
Put beer in backpack.
Put backpack on back.
Walk out.
Just stole a backpack and beer.
I've never been caught, we do it at most 5 times a week.
The store has caught on so we've moved on to another.
Other good one-
Go to a store wearing long sleeves, usually a hoody.
Find an item small enough to fit in sleeves.
Pick up two of the items at the same time.
One in front of the other.
Drop the one in the back into your sleeves.
Walk away.
You win at life.
08-12-2010, 04:05 AM
#61
Bacon-Head
I hope you're offended
You're an idiot, shoplifting is a crime and if you're over the age of 18, the criminal record will screw you over for the rest of your life.
I work at Wal-Mart, and I've seen my fair share of confident little weiners acting tough and smiling when in the office, only to break down in tears when their parents come to get them.
People like you ruin it for the rest of us, causing youth to be profiled due to a small percentage stealing stuff, getting judged as a whole for a few people doing wrong.
Sure, there's a few people who steal and shoplift because they need to, but a majority of people who do it for fun and a laugh.
I'm singling YOU out for getting all of us watched by mall security, singling YOU out for ruining hoodies and backpacks for the rest of us, people like you make a small minority of people who ruin it for everyone else.
I work at Wal-Mart, and I've seen my fair share of confident little weiners acting tough and smiling when in the office, only to break down in tears when their parents come to get them.
People like you ruin it for the rest of us, causing youth to be profiled due to a small percentage stealing stuff, getting judged as a whole for a few people doing wrong.
Sure, there's a few people who steal and shoplift because they need to, but a majority of people who do it for fun and a laugh.
I'm singling YOU out for getting all of us watched by mall security, singling YOU out for ruining hoodies and backpacks for the rest of us, people like you make a small minority of people who ruin it for everyone else.
08-12-2010, 04:15 AM
#62
jrodriguez1080
Brute
For my luck Ill get stuck with some dick security guard and he will call the cops Copyright © 2026, NextGenUpdate.
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