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08-14-2010, 04:14 PM
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:carling:Funny Game:carling:
Pick the month you were born.
1----i shot
2----i ate
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i shit on
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i made love with
9----i choked on
10---i knocked out
11---i humped
12---i gave a lap dance to
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Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a homeless guy
2-------a gangster
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a cheerleader
6-------your mom
7-------my brother
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------my science teacher
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a blow up doll
18-------a llama
19-------a football player
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------Dopey
22-------a policeman
23-------a ninja
24-------a baseball bat
25-------my pshyciatrist
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a pickle
29-------a dvd player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone
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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------because i was high.
Black-------because I was drunk.
Pink
--------because im a mad gypsy.
Red
---------because the voices told me to.
Blue
--------because i cant control myself.
Green
------because I hate myself.
Purple
------because Im a fool.
Grey
--------because a Mod told me to.
Yellow
------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange
----because i hate my family.
Other-------because that's how I roll.
none------because im smart and i do what i want
Here's mine:
i humped my dog because I was drunk.
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01-12-2011, 02:44 AM
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1----i shot
30-------a paperclip
none------because im smart and i do what i want
01-12-2011, 05:41 PM
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I smacked a goat because I was high
01-12-2011, 06:45 PM
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I choked on a football player because a mod told me to.
Thanks, Favo......
01-12-2011, 07:56 PM
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I shot my sister because a Mod told me to.
haha damn mods! They were gonna ban me if I didnt do it.
01-12-2011, 10:36 PM
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Originally posted by robot6527
i gave a lap dance to an ipod because i cant control myself.
oO you were born in 12/8 too.
i gave a lap dance to an ipod because a Mod told me to
01-13-2011, 10:53 AM
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Originally posted by Ropponen
oO you were born in 12/8 too.
i gave a lap dance to an ipod because a Mod told me to
lmfaoo, its cause we are cool
01-14-2011, 05:35 AM
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I murdered my dad because thats how I roll
---------- Post added at 11:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:33 PM ----------
Originally posted by Mr.Puffs
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I murdered my dad cause I cant control myself.
Same B-day as me XD
01-15-2011, 08:15 AM
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i choked on myself because i can't control myself =D
01-15-2011, 08:29 AM
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