Post: Funny game
08-14-2010, 04:14 PM #1
DEREKTROTTER
You're Goddamn Right
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Pick the month you were born.


1----i shot

2----i ate

3----i smacked

4----i sang to

5----i shit on

6----i murdered

7----i gave my number to

8----i made love with

9----i choked on

10---i knocked out

11---i humped

12---i gave a lap dance to




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Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a homeless guy

2-------a gangster

3-------a banana

4-------a fork

5-------a cheerleader

6-------your mom

7-------my brother

8-------an ipod

9-------my best friends boyfriend

10-------a goat

11-------my dog

12-------my dad

13-------the computer

14-------my science teacher

15-------my neighbor

16-------myself

17-------a blow up doll

18-------a llama

19-------a football player

20-------a stuffed animal

21-------Dopey

22-------a policeman

23-------a ninja

24-------a baseball bat

25-------my pshyciatrist

26-------my brother

27-------my sister

28-------a pickle

29-------a dvd player

30-------a paperclip

31-------my cell phone





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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:



White------because i was high.

Black-------because I was drunk.

Pink--------because im a mad gypsy.

Red---------because the voices told me to.

Blue--------because i cant control myself.

Green------because I hate myself.

Purple------because Im a fool.

Grey--------because a Mod told me to.

Yellow------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange----because i hate my family.

Other-------because that's how I roll.

none------because im smart and i do what i want



Here's mine:

i humped my dog because I was drunk. Happy
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05-06-2011, 10:30 PM #308
Rainbow Dash
Now 20% Cooler
I smacked my dog because I was high :lol:
05-07-2011, 10:06 PM #309
i shot my bestfriends boyfriend because i cant controll myself Happy
05-09-2011, 12:30 AM #310
BloodGlitch
Lv.1 Trustworthy
i humped a football player because i couldn't control myself.
05-09-2011, 01:04 AM #311
I sang to a ninja because that's how I roll! :p

Most awesome sentence evarr!
05-11-2011, 09:09 PM #312
GangstaCupcake1
HELLO FRIEND Happy
i made love with a stuffed animal because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
05-31-2011, 05:32 AM #313
Jonah Hill
No one's McLovin.
i shot a pickle because I was drunk.
05-31-2011, 10:01 AM #314
Mudkip
Retired Moderator
Originally posted by DEREKTROTTER View Post
:carling:Funny Game:carling:

Pick the month you were born.


1----i shot

2----i ate

3----i smacked

4----i sang to

5----i shit on

6----i murdered

7----i gave my number to

8----i made love with

9----i choked on

10---i knocked out

11---i humped

12---i gave a lap dance to




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Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a homeless guy

2-------a gangster

3-------a banana

4-------a fork

5-------a cheerleader

6-------your mom

7-------my brother

8-------an ipod

9-------my best friends boyfriend

10-------a goat

11-------my dog

12-------my dad

13-------the computer

14-------my science teacher

15-------my neighbor

16-------myself

17-------a blow up doll

18-------a llama

19-------a football player

20-------a stuffed animal

21-------Dopey

22-------a policeman

23-------a ninja

24-------a baseball bat

25-------my pshyciatrist

26-------my brother

27-------my sister

28-------a pickle

29-------a dvd player

30-------a paperclip

31-------my cell phone





-----------------------------------------------------------------




Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:



White------because i was high.

Black-------because I was drunk.

Pink--------because im a mad gypsy.

Red---------because the voices told me to.

Blue--------because i cant control myself.

Green------because I hate myself.

Purple------because Im a fool.

Grey--------because a Mod told me to.

Yellow------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange----because i hate my family.

Other-------because that's how I roll.

none------because im smart and i do what i want



Here's mine:

i humped my dog because I was drunk. Happy


I shit on a paper clip because I was high. No Dancing
05-31-2011, 07:12 PM #315
x420XP
Utter Perfectionist
Okay...

I shit on a pickle because I can't control myself.
06-02-2011, 04:33 AM #316
Heres mine

Originally posted by another user

I shit on a homeless guy cause I cant controll myself.

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