Post: Funny game
08-14-2010, 04:14 PM #1
DEREKTROTTER
You're Goddamn Right
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Pick the month you were born.


1----i shot

2----i ate

3----i smacked

4----i sang to

5----i shit on

6----i murdered

7----i gave my number to

8----i made love with

9----i choked on

10---i knocked out

11---i humped

12---i gave a lap dance to




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Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a homeless guy

2-------a gangster

3-------a banana

4-------a fork

5-------a cheerleader

6-------your mom

7-------my brother

8-------an ipod

9-------my best friends boyfriend

10-------a goat

11-------my dog

12-------my dad

13-------the computer

14-------my science teacher

15-------my neighbor

16-------myself

17-------a blow up doll

18-------a llama

19-------a football player

20-------a stuffed animal

21-------Dopey

22-------a policeman

23-------a ninja

24-------a baseball bat

25-------my pshyciatrist

26-------my brother

27-------my sister

28-------a pickle

29-------a dvd player

30-------a paperclip

31-------my cell phone





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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:



White------because i was high.

Black-------because I was drunk.

Pink--------because im a mad gypsy.

Red---------because the voices told me to.

Blue--------because i cant control myself.

Green------because I hate myself.

Purple------because Im a fool.

Grey--------because a Mod told me to.

Yellow------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange----because i hate my family.

Other-------because that's how I roll.

none------because im smart and i do what i want



Here's mine:

i humped my dog because I was drunk. Happy
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02-18-2011, 09:13 AM #182
xpotato
Bounty hunter
I choked on Dopey because I hate myself
02-18-2011, 04:38 PM #183
Kombust
At least I can fight
I humped my brother because I cant control myself :y:
02-19-2011, 05:23 PM #184
I made love with a homeless guy because I can't control my self :cry:
02-21-2011, 11:41 AM #185
Kylee.
Banned
i made love with with a goat becuase i hate my family.
LoL :carling:
02-21-2011, 12:17 PM #186
manster
League Champion
i knocked out Dopey because I was drunk.



100 % true

:carling:
02-21-2011, 02:01 PM #187
Omarbibz
Tits or GTFO
I made love with my neighbor because I was drunk.. (that actually happened once..) :s

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ericsklarski
02-21-2011, 02:04 PM #188
I ate my sister because I was drunk Happy
02-21-2011, 03:38 PM #189
i murdered my dad because a mod told me to. what happens if im wearing a tie dye shirt of every single color? hahaha :derp:
02-21-2011, 03:51 PM #190
iOrochimaru
Immortality Technique
I made love to Mary Elizabeth Winstead on the Movie Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.
And I loved it.

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