Post: Girl Gamers according to NGU
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08-15-2010, 06:12 PM
#1
Roar
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Rule Number One: G.I.R.L (Guy in Real Life)
The myth of the girl-gamer has been passed down over the years, striking fear into the hearts of gamers all over. They are known to lurk & show up when least expected. Don't let their cute gamer-tag fool you, never let your guard down! Some NGU have claimed to be laid by such creatures, but claims are still to be proven true.
Rule Number Two: Prove it.
The girl-gamer must prove themselves with a given photo of them holding a sign that can only read "NGU ROCKS" If sign reads anything else, they infact must have a penis.
Rule Number Three: Get back in the kitchen.
If given proof is legit, this will arise many questions.. Who let her out? Are the dishes done? Did she forget to sweep and mop the floor? Are all the condiments in the refrigerator organized by color, size and taste? There are alleged reasons as to her escape, but only justice NGU can provide is to make sure she finds her way back.
Rule Number Four: Make me a sammich
How is it that this girl-gamer finds time to post on NGU, when we all don't have a sammich to eat. If she's out of lunch meat, NGU will help the girl-gamer find the car keys to get more. Which brings us quickly to rule number five.
Rule Number Five: Tits or GTFO!
After proven being a girl & the shock has some what worn off and some questions have been answered- Tit pix are the only way to really keep the NGU members happy. If the girl-gamer refuses to provide tit pix she will be there forth be known as a whore by NGU members across the globe.
Rule Number Six: Add Friend Request
If you are lucky enough to run across a girl-gamer make sure to send her a friend request & and nice message requesting to know where she lives, how old she is, if shes single & TITS or GTFO. If she ignores your friend request, don't give up- keep sending her messages because this type of gamer doesn't come around twice.
Obey and Respect the NGU law of girl-gamers.=D
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08-15-2010, 06:38 PM
#20
Scouse_Dom
League Champion
no word of a lie, this guy told me he was a girl. he went what would you do if i was a girl, i was like you are arent you?, ( its PSN - haifalovegerl) so i go put ur mic on n its a F*ckin man an i go wheres haifa? and he goes this is haifa i have both penis and pussy. so i deleted them. His real name was anderson 
08-15-2010, 06:39 PM
#22
Roar
Guest
Originally posted by Fionn.
So wait. You've obeyed all of them rules so far apart from one.
And you know which one it is :confused:
And you know which one it is :confused:
I have taken the title of whore
hahaha:pedo::pedo:---------- Post added at 01:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:39 PM ----------
Originally posted by Quantum
How come whenever I make a thread the replies are so slow but when a girl makes a thread its like,"ZOMG, TEH GIRL OF TEH FORUM HAS SPOKEN, MUST REPLY!"
RULE NUMBER 6:
I have tits and youuuu dddooonnttT!!!!
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08-15-2010, 06:41 PM
#24
exTacy Angel
Auto 4 Theft?
08-15-2010, 06:41 PM
#25
Liam
In my man cave
Originally posted by LADY
According to alot of users of NGU there have been set rules of girl-gamers amongst the community. Here is a list of these rules- as NGU members we all must obey & respect the law.
Rule Number One: G.I.R.L (Guy in Real Life)
The myth of the girl-gamer has been passed down over the years, striking fear into the hearts of gamers all over. They are known to lurk & show up when least expected. Don't let their cute gamer-tag fool you, never let your guard down! Some NGU have claimed to be laid by such creatures, but claims are still to be proven true.
Rule Number Two: Prove it.
The girl-gamer must prove themselves with a given photo of them holding a sign that can only read "NGU ROCKS" If sign reads anything else, they infact must have a penis.
Rule Number Three: Get back in the kitchen.
If given prove is legit, this will arise many questions.. Who let her out? Are the dishes done? Did she forget to sweep and mop the floor? Are all the condiments in the refrigerator organized by color, size and taste? There are alleged reasons as to her escape, but only justice NGU can provide is to make sure she find her way back.
Rule Number Four: Make me a sammich
How is it that this girl finds time to find time to post on NGU, when we all don't have a sammich to eat. If she's out of lunch meat, NGU will help the girl-gamer find the car keys to get more. Which brings us quickly to rule number five.
Rule Number Five: Tits or GTFO!
After proven being a girl & the shock has some what worn off and some questions have been answered- Tit pix are the only way to really keep the NGU members happy. If the girl-gamer refuses to provide tit pix she will be there forth be known as a whore by NGU members across the globe.
Obey and Respect the NGU law of girl-gamers.=D
Rule Number One: G.I.R.L (Guy in Real Life)
The myth of the girl-gamer has been passed down over the years, striking fear into the hearts of gamers all over. They are known to lurk & show up when least expected. Don't let their cute gamer-tag fool you, never let your guard down! Some NGU have claimed to be laid by such creatures, but claims are still to be proven true.
Rule Number Two: Prove it.
The girl-gamer must prove themselves with a given photo of them holding a sign that can only read "NGU ROCKS" If sign reads anything else, they infact must have a penis.
Rule Number Three: Get back in the kitchen.
If given prove is legit, this will arise many questions.. Who let her out? Are the dishes done? Did she forget to sweep and mop the floor? Are all the condiments in the refrigerator organized by color, size and taste? There are alleged reasons as to her escape, but only justice NGU can provide is to make sure she find her way back.
Rule Number Four: Make me a sammich
How is it that this girl finds time to find time to post on NGU, when we all don't have a sammich to eat. If she's out of lunch meat, NGU will help the girl-gamer find the car keys to get more. Which brings us quickly to rule number five.
Rule Number Five: Tits or GTFO!
After proven being a girl & the shock has some what worn off and some questions have been answered- Tit pix are the only way to really keep the NGU members happy. If the girl-gamer refuses to provide tit pix she will be there forth be known as a whore by NGU members across the globe.
Obey and Respect the NGU law of girl-gamers.=D
Tit-pix or GTFO =D
08-15-2010, 06:43 PM
#27
exTacy Angel
Auto 4 Theft?
Originally posted by LADY
I have taken the title of whore hahaha:pedo::pedo:
---------- Post added at 01:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:39 PM ----------
RULE NUMBER 6:
I have tits and youuuu dddooonnttT!!!!
hahaha:pedo::pedo:---------- Post added at 01:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:39 PM ----------
RULE NUMBER 6:
I have tits and youuuu dddooonnttT!!!!
size does matter though if you have small tits no one cares :p
---------- Post added at 01:42 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:41 PM ----------
Originally posted by Cammmmy
waow just waow :pedo:
lmao ikr its just like yes i like posting pictures of myself :embarrassed:
---------- Post added at 01:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:42 PM ----------
Originally posted by Quantum
How come whenever I make a thread the replies are so slow but when a girl makes a thread its like,"ZOMG, TEH GIRL OF TEH FORUM HAS SPOKEN, MUST REPLY!"
because in the post they mentioned Tits and flashing and GTFO and showing and whores... instant turn on for the guys of NGU
08-15-2010, 06:44 PM
#28
Cammy
Guest
Originally posted by HoppingZombie
size does matter though if you have small tits no one cares :p
---------- Post added at 01:42 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:41 PM ----------
lmao ikr its just like yes i like posting pictures of myself :embarrassed:
---------- Post added at 01:42 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:41 PM ----------
lmao ikr its just like yes i like posting pictures of myself :embarrassed:
if that was you id be hunting you down :pedo: =D
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