Post: Girl Gamers according to NGU
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08-15-2010, 06:12 PM
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Roar
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Rule Number One: G.I.R.L (Guy in Real Life)
The myth of the girl-gamer has been passed down over the years, striking fear into the hearts of gamers all over. They are known to lurk & show up when least expected. Don't let their cute gamer-tag fool you, never let your guard down! Some NGU have claimed to be laid by such creatures, but claims are still to be proven true.
Rule Number Two: Prove it.
The girl-gamer must prove themselves with a given photo of them holding a sign that can only read "NGU ROCKS" If sign reads anything else, they infact must have a penis.
Rule Number Three: Get back in the kitchen.
If given proof is legit, this will arise many questions.. Who let her out? Are the dishes done? Did she forget to sweep and mop the floor? Are all the condiments in the refrigerator organized by color, size and taste? There are alleged reasons as to her escape, but only justice NGU can provide is to make sure she finds her way back.
Rule Number Four: Make me a sammich
How is it that this girl-gamer finds time to post on NGU, when we all don't have a sammich to eat. If she's out of lunch meat, NGU will help the girl-gamer find the car keys to get more. Which brings us quickly to rule number five.
Rule Number Five: Tits or GTFO!
After proven being a girl & the shock has some what worn off and some questions have been answered- Tit pix are the only way to really keep the NGU members happy. If the girl-gamer refuses to provide tit pix she will be there forth be known as a whore by NGU members across the globe.
Rule Number Six: Add Friend Request
If you are lucky enough to run across a girl-gamer make sure to send her a friend request & and nice message requesting to know where she lives, how old she is, if shes single & TITS or GTFO. If she ignores your friend request, don't give up- keep sending her messages because this type of gamer doesn't come around twice.
Obey and Respect the NGU law of girl-gamers.=D
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08-15-2010, 07:24 PM
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