Post: I Got Pwned
08-21-2010, 12:26 AM #1
.Robot
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Well last night I went to a party. I am Hispanic so parties I go to are EPIC

There was 2 wine bottles next to me. I though I should take a sip behind my dads back.

As soon as I put the bottle near my mouth, I coughed.
Not only did the bottle fall, I stained my shirt. Half of the wine was on my shirt!

I smelled like wine all night!

My dad came over to tell me how happy he was since I didn't try to drink. He hugged me and smelled the wine on my shirt.

I have to clean up the house, do the dishes, and change my brothers diapers :(


He was gonna buy me an iPad the next day but that will never happen.
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FML
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08-21-2010, 12:27 AM #2
Tell him that someone threw the bottle at you Winky Winky

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08-21-2010, 12:28 AM #3
.Robot
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Originally posted by iDelete View Post
Tell him that someone threw the bottle at you Winky Winky


Where is the blood?
08-21-2010, 12:29 AM #4
Originally posted by .Robot View Post
Where is the blood?


You cleaned it up because having blood on your clothes at a party is not cool haha.
08-21-2010, 12:30 AM #5
boombrshot
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or that he was really drunk and without realising he spilled some on you.

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08-21-2010, 12:30 AM #6
.Robot
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Originally posted by iDelete View Post
You cleaned it up because having blood on your clothes at a party is not cool haha.


Good idea but I already told him :(
08-21-2010, 12:32 AM #7
Originally posted by iDelete View Post
Tell him that someone threw the bottle at you Winky Winky

Or tell him that somebody spilled wine on your shirt. Smile
08-21-2010, 12:33 AM #8
You would have gotten pwned if you got the iPad, so you would get pwned either way.

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08-21-2010, 12:33 AM #9
helpmeoprah
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underage drinking FAIL.... that sucks dude, happily my dad wasn't like that when i was growing up... he did make me flush my weed down the toilet once though....
08-21-2010, 12:34 AM #10
Originally posted by .Robot View Post
Good idea but I already told him :(


Then be like "Dad, I lied about drinking wine cause I thought it would be cool" something like that Smile
Originally posted by Luke View Post
Or tell him that somebody spilled wine on your shirt. Smile


You always got better ideas Winky Winky

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