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That reminds me of a story. I might make a thread about it later

Try turning the cards over.

'ad, I was only drinking because I thought it was cool. You do it, and you are my idol, so I thought I would try it because I want to be just like you.

Also, I was wondering...if I had an iPad...I'd be using an iBeer (not real) application instead of drinking...soo...? '

If that won't get you an iPad, just tell him you need to go to the shop for your mum's new sanitary towels. That'll get him

//AC

Haha lmao, Or he can just say that he was dancing with this girl, and she did her periods on him =D If you watch *that* movie, you'll get it :p

You know you could always say there was a wet T-Shirt contest going on and you accidentally got dragged into it.

doesn't matter what he says his dad will not believe him... he aint stupid

So her vagina was under my chin? Nice :pedo:

bummer, but take it like a man. Im sure u will be having worse experiences when growing up and entering the world of alkohol :bro:

Let me tell you about a friend (actually one of alkohol's best friends..):
anxiety

It will make you feel even worst then now I can promise you that. :embarrassed:

Just say that somone spilt it on you becasue your partys are SO EPIC!

Just tell him the truth. If he goes mad, just say atleast i told you.