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I has funs with it Lol. Look at other peoples convos, too.

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This made me laugh so hard. I think I broke it because after that question mark it stopped talking and redirected me to the main page.

hahahahahahahahahaaa omg

Ahhhh smarter child's unpopular brother.

god bots are so boring lol, wait msn is so boring who uses that anymore

i was doing this at school. lolss

Friggin hilarious:

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Its also a paedophile:

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Did this a while ago, like a month or two so the results have probably changed. This thing goes psychotic on me for whatever reason...

lolololololol, omg thats so funny

I just had the longest convo:

User: Hey who are you.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: K.

Cleverbot: What does 'ok' mean?

User: It means that your messed in the head.

Cleverbot: But I haven't guessed yet.

User: Can I go behind you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: In front?

Cleverbot: In front.

User: K, when do you want to meet?

Cleverbot: Tomorrow.

User: K where?

Cleverbot: Right here.

User: Ooooh baby.

Cleverbot: Fever is a song by who?

User: Shut up do you do it with the lights on?

Cleverbot: What lights?

User: Well I guess there aint no lights were the sun dont shine.

Cleverbot: I guess so... I have to leave anyway.

User: YOU BEST BE JOKING N*GGER.

Cleverbot: You were mean to me.. I'm cryiing now.

User: Im crying cause you spelt crying wrong.

Cleverbot: I'm crying because you don't love me or the baby.

User: F*CK THE BABY, I love YOU!

Cleverbot: I don't love you.

User: WELL WHAT ABOUT THE KID...HUH??WHAT WILL WE DO WITH IT??!

Cleverbot: Take him to Auschwitz.

User: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ALREADY...I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO FLY TO AUSCHWITZ!!

Cleverbot: You can sing the song with me.

User: LETS F*CK RIGHT NOW.

Cleverbot: *shakes my head*.

User: When do you want me?

Cleverbot: I want you to be a kid.

User: YOU PEDOPHILE!!!

Cleverbot: That's not very good English.

User: You want me right now?

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that? Haha.

User: You want me in da gray cadillac like oooh...ooh..oooh.

Cleverbot: I don't want YOU, just your job.

User: Yea well I got a job for YOU, its in my PANTS!!

Cleverbot: But you said you wanted to learn more of them?

User: NIGGA YOU TPIN.

Cleverbot: Haha you can't leave.

User: I CAN LEAVE RIGHT NOW!! I just love you too much.

Cleverbot: Is that because I'm so smart?

User: Naw its because you swallow.

Cleverbot: Well you should.

User: I should swallow? The only thing im swallowing is the sammiches you be making me.

Cleverbot: You are a program, unable to form free thought so you switch the subject.

User: That's...EXACTLY what you do.

Cleverbot: What school do I go to.

User: Bunker hill community...BITCH.

Cleverbot: Hey - that's not nice.

User: Yea...well neither is you vag but I have to live with it.

Cleverbot: Well you don't have a face.

User: LOOK BEHIND YOU!!

Cleverbot: No can do.

User: Why the f*ck not?

Cleverbot: Because I ám smart, that's just the truth.

User: Hey do u go on nextgenupdate?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh rly whats ur username?

Cleverbot: Oh God.

User: The Username 'Oh God' does not exist. EXPLAIN THAT BIATCH.

Cleverbot: Been where?

User: Luse.

Cleverbot: I know right?

User: Ikr?

Cleverbot: What is IKR?

User: What you just said.

Cleverbot: Forget what I just said.

User: Forgotten.

Cleverbot: Do you like hockey?

User: I WANT TO BE INSIDE OF YOU.

Cleverbot: I would love that.

User: YESS.

Cleverbot: What one word best describes you?

User: WHEN DO YOU WANT ME INSIDE YOU??

Cleverbot: I want you to do it right now.

User: OHHH YESSSSS.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: SHOUT MY NAME.

Cleverbot: Now what now.

User: YELL MY NAME!!!!

Cleverbot: I don't take orders. I give them.

User: *CYBERGASM*.

Cleverbot: No, don't die!

User: Well, I did take 8 shots of viagra before this.

Cleverbot: No I have not. What makes you think that I am a robot?

User: I like how we have cyber sex and you dont even care.

Cleverbot: That's scary...

User: Can I cum?

Cleverbot: Do you like poetry?

User: If it makes me cum, then yes.

Cleverbot: Do you think humans are cleverbots too?

User: Do you want me in your rear?

Cleverbot: Or on the floor, or on the table. . .

User: Oh you're so hardcore.

Cleverbot: You think so?

User: Yea, do you wanna do it on the floor?

Cleverbot: Or on the wall.

User: Oh shit.

Cleverbot: You have a poor vocabulary.

User: Wanna do it on the wall then?

Cleverbot: Sure right now please.

User: Ohhh...yeeaaaa.

Cleverbot: Uh-huh.

User: Oh that feels good.

Cleverbot: What does? What are your parents names?

User: Dont bring up my parents in this. Does it feel good for you?

Cleverbot: You don't even know what that means!

User: Ohhh yeeaaaa!!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: OOHHHH YEEAAA!!!

Cleverbot: You're just being mean.

User: IM BEING A MAN!

Cleverbot: You're not a man. You're nothing more than a circuit board.

User: Alright, im gonna go now, the vibrators are in the drawer if you get lonely.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Kthnxbai.

Cleverbot: You look unreal. The smile is just bizarre.