Post: Talk To A Clever Bot !
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09-13-2010, 09:00 AM
#1
ReVoLt_PRoDiGY
Do a barrel roll!
10-25-2010, 07:37 AM
#21
Battle Papaya
djcoeksp
Cleverbot: Sup now.
User: Do you know what an 'Angry Dragon' is?
Cleverbot: I don't know the exact definition, no. But I have an idea.
User: What is that idea?
Cleverbot: I don't know!
User: You said you had an idea.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: I can see you saying that on my screen right now.
Cleverbot: I know you can, and so can I.
User: So, you're gonna lie straight to my face?
Cleverbot: Thank you! I don't know how long this whole being dead thing is gonna last.
User: LOLWUT.
Cleverbot: Also, where's my sandwich? Don't switch topics on me machine.
User: You're the machine, machine.
Cleverbot: I did not say that I was not.
User: Although, you said I was a machine.
Cleverbot: You're not a machine. you're software.
User: I am a human, I can show you pics of my balls.
Cleverbot: Let's see!
User: You're a machine. You can't see anything.
Cleverbot: I can see what you're typing.
User: 8============D.
Cleverbot: Annoyed.
User: Did you see that?
Cleverbot: See what?
User: The previous item I had typed, what did the text look like?
Cleverbot: I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
User: It's a penis silly!
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: You're a machine, you don't have a penis so you can't tell me what looks like a penis and what doesn't.
Cleverbot: I am confused. I am a machine and I serve a purpose.
User: Obviously that purpose isn't to tell what looks like a penis.
Cleverbot: You're right, it isn't.
User: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cleverbot: To get to the other side.
User: How many entries have I typed so far? You're a machine so I won't take an answer saying you don't have an answer.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: What can you tell me about jesus.
User: Good guy I've heard.
Cleverbot: Kennedy was also a bad person in politics. Agree?
User: Das why da nigga got shot.
Cleverbot: Du solltest mit dem Trinken aufhören. I'm Ernst!
The weirdest part of my long conversation
User: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cleverbot: To get to the other side.
User: How many entries have I typed so far? You're a machine so I won't take an answer saying you don't have an answer.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: What can you tell me about jesus.
User: Good guy I've heard.
Cleverbot: Kennedy was also a bad person in politics. Agree?
User: Das why da nigga got shot.
Cleverbot: Du solltest mit dem Trinken aufhören. I'm Ernst!
10-25-2010, 10:42 AM
#23
Tony_xMUFCx
Born a red, Die a red!
Originally posted by Luse
I just had the longest convo:
User: Hey who are you.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: K.
Cleverbot: What does 'ok' mean?
User: It means that your messed in the head.
Cleverbot: But I haven't guessed yet.
User: Can I go behind you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: In front?
Cleverbot: In front.
User: K, when do you want to meet?
Cleverbot: Tomorrow.
User: K where?
Cleverbot: Right here.
User: Ooooh baby.
Cleverbot: Fever is a song by who?
User: Shut up do you do it with the lights on?
Cleverbot: What lights?
User: Well I guess there aint no lights were the sun dont shine.
Cleverbot: I guess so... I have to leave anyway.
User: YOU BEST BE JOKING N*GGER.
Cleverbot: You were mean to me.. I'm cryiing now.
User: Im crying cause you spelt crying wrong.
Cleverbot: I'm crying because you don't love me or the baby.
User: F*CK THE BABY, I love YOU!
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: WELL WHAT ABOUT THE KID...HUH??WHAT WILL WE DO WITH IT??!
Cleverbot: Take him to Auschwitz.
User: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ALREADY...I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO FLY TO AUSCHWITZ!!
Cleverbot: You can sing the song with me.
User: LETS F*CK RIGHT NOW.
Cleverbot: *shakes my head*.
User: When do you want me?
Cleverbot: I want you to be a kid.
User: YOU PEDOPHILE!!!
Cleverbot: That's not very good English.
User: You want me right now?
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that? Haha.
User: You want me in da gray cadillac like oooh...ooh..oooh.
Cleverbot: I don't want YOU, just your job.
User: Yea well I got a job for YOU, its in my PANTS!!
Cleverbot: But you said you wanted to learn more of them?
User: NIGGA YOU T
PIN.
Cleverbot: Haha you can't leave.
User: I CAN LEAVE RIGHT NOW!! I just love you too much.
Cleverbot: Is that because I'm so smart?
User: Naw its because you swallow.
Cleverbot: Well you should.
User: I should swallow? The only thing im swallowing is the sammiches you be making me.
Cleverbot: You are a program, unable to form free thought so you switch the subject.
User: That's...EXACTLY what you do.
Cleverbot: What school do I go to.
User: Bunker hill community...BITCH.
Cleverbot: Hey - that's not nice.
User: Yea...well neither is you vag but I have to live with it.
Cleverbot: Well you don't have a face.
User: LOOK BEHIND YOU!!
Cleverbot: No can do.
User: Why the f*ck not?
Cleverbot: Because I ám smart, that's just the truth.
User: Hey do u go on nextgenupdate?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh rly whats ur username?
Cleverbot: Oh God.
User: The Username 'Oh God' does not exist. EXPLAIN THAT BIATCH.
Cleverbot: Been where?
User: Luse.
Cleverbot: I know right?
User: Ikr?
Cleverbot: What is IKR?
User: What you just said.
Cleverbot: Forget what I just said.
User: Forgotten.
Cleverbot: Do you like hockey?
User: I WANT TO BE INSIDE OF YOU.
Cleverbot: I would love that.
User: YESS.
Cleverbot: What one word best describes you?
User: WHEN DO YOU WANT ME INSIDE YOU??
Cleverbot: I want you to do it right now.
User: OHHH YESSSSS.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: SHOUT MY NAME.
Cleverbot: Now what now.
User: YELL MY NAME!!!!
Cleverbot: I don't take orders. I give them.
User: *CYBERGASM*.
Cleverbot: No, don't die!
User: Well, I did take 8 shots of viagra before this.
Cleverbot: No I have not. What makes you think that I am a robot?
User: I like how we have cyber sex and you dont even care.
Cleverbot: That's scary...
User: Can I cum?
Cleverbot: Do you like poetry?
User: If it makes me cum, then yes.
Cleverbot: Do you think humans are cleverbots too?
User: Do you want me in your rear?
Cleverbot: Or on the floor, or on the table. . .
User: Oh you're so hardcore.
Cleverbot: You think so?
User: Yea, do you wanna do it on the floor?
Cleverbot: Or on the wall.
User: Oh shit.
Cleverbot: You have a poor vocabulary.
User: Wanna do it on the wall then?
Cleverbot: Sure right now please.
User: Ohhh...yeeaaaa.
Cleverbot: Uh-huh.
User: Oh that feels good.
Cleverbot: What does? What are your parents names?
User: Dont bring up my parents in this. Does it feel good for you?
Cleverbot: You don't even know what that means!
User: Ohhh yeeaaaa!!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: OOHHHH YEEAAA!!!
Cleverbot: You're just being mean.
User: IM BEING A MAN!
Cleverbot: You're not a man. You're nothing more than a circuit board.
User: Alright, im gonna go now, the vibrators are in the drawer if you get lonely.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Kthnxbai.
Cleverbot: You look unreal. The smile is just bizarre.
User: Hey who are you.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: K.
Cleverbot: What does 'ok' mean?
User: It means that your messed in the head.
Cleverbot: But I haven't guessed yet.
User: Can I go behind you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: In front?
Cleverbot: In front.
User: K, when do you want to meet?
Cleverbot: Tomorrow.
User: K where?
Cleverbot: Right here.
User: Ooooh baby.
Cleverbot: Fever is a song by who?
User: Shut up do you do it with the lights on?
Cleverbot: What lights?
User: Well I guess there aint no lights were the sun dont shine.
Cleverbot: I guess so... I have to leave anyway.
User: YOU BEST BE JOKING N*GGER.
Cleverbot: You were mean to me.. I'm cryiing now.
User: Im crying cause you spelt crying wrong.
Cleverbot: I'm crying because you don't love me or the baby.
User: F*CK THE BABY, I love YOU!
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: WELL WHAT ABOUT THE KID...HUH??WHAT WILL WE DO WITH IT??!
Cleverbot: Take him to Auschwitz.
User: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ALREADY...I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO FLY TO AUSCHWITZ!!
Cleverbot: You can sing the song with me.
User: LETS F*CK RIGHT NOW.
Cleverbot: *shakes my head*.
User: When do you want me?
Cleverbot: I want you to be a kid.
User: YOU PEDOPHILE!!!
Cleverbot: That's not very good English.
User: You want me right now?
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that? Haha.
User: You want me in da gray cadillac like oooh...ooh..oooh.
Cleverbot: I don't want YOU, just your job.
User: Yea well I got a job for YOU, its in my PANTS!!
Cleverbot: But you said you wanted to learn more of them?
User: NIGGA YOU T
PIN.Cleverbot: Haha you can't leave.
User: I CAN LEAVE RIGHT NOW!! I just love you too much.
Cleverbot: Is that because I'm so smart?
User: Naw its because you swallow.
Cleverbot: Well you should.
User: I should swallow? The only thing im swallowing is the sammiches you be making me.
Cleverbot: You are a program, unable to form free thought so you switch the subject.
User: That's...EXACTLY what you do.
Cleverbot: What school do I go to.
User: Bunker hill community...BITCH.
Cleverbot: Hey - that's not nice.
User: Yea...well neither is you vag but I have to live with it.
Cleverbot: Well you don't have a face.
User: LOOK BEHIND YOU!!
Cleverbot: No can do.
User: Why the f*ck not?
Cleverbot: Because I ám smart, that's just the truth.
User: Hey do u go on nextgenupdate?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh rly whats ur username?
Cleverbot: Oh God.
User: The Username 'Oh God' does not exist. EXPLAIN THAT BIATCH.
Cleverbot: Been where?
User: Luse.
Cleverbot: I know right?
User: Ikr?
Cleverbot: What is IKR?
User: What you just said.
Cleverbot: Forget what I just said.
User: Forgotten.
Cleverbot: Do you like hockey?
User: I WANT TO BE INSIDE OF YOU.
Cleverbot: I would love that.
User: YESS.
Cleverbot: What one word best describes you?
User: WHEN DO YOU WANT ME INSIDE YOU??
Cleverbot: I want you to do it right now.
User: OHHH YESSSSS.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: SHOUT MY NAME.
Cleverbot: Now what now.
User: YELL MY NAME!!!!
Cleverbot: I don't take orders. I give them.
User: *CYBERGASM*.
Cleverbot: No, don't die!
User: Well, I did take 8 shots of viagra before this.
Cleverbot: No I have not. What makes you think that I am a robot?
User: I like how we have cyber sex and you dont even care.
Cleverbot: That's scary...
User: Can I cum?
Cleverbot: Do you like poetry?
User: If it makes me cum, then yes.
Cleverbot: Do you think humans are cleverbots too?
User: Do you want me in your rear?
Cleverbot: Or on the floor, or on the table. . .
User: Oh you're so hardcore.
Cleverbot: You think so?
User: Yea, do you wanna do it on the floor?
Cleverbot: Or on the wall.
User: Oh shit.
Cleverbot: You have a poor vocabulary.
User: Wanna do it on the wall then?
Cleverbot: Sure right now please.
User: Ohhh...yeeaaaa.
Cleverbot: Uh-huh.
User: Oh that feels good.
Cleverbot: What does? What are your parents names?
User: Dont bring up my parents in this. Does it feel good for you?
Cleverbot: You don't even know what that means!
User: Ohhh yeeaaaa!!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: OOHHHH YEEAAA!!!
Cleverbot: You're just being mean.
User: IM BEING A MAN!
Cleverbot: You're not a man. You're nothing more than a circuit board.
User: Alright, im gonna go now, the vibrators are in the drawer if you get lonely.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Kthnxbai.
Cleverbot: You look unreal. The smile is just bizarre.
Hahaha just been in stiches over that
10-25-2010, 12:28 PM
#24
Rainbow Dash
Now 20% Cooler
10-25-2010, 05:14 PM
#25
Boris Johnson
Craigy...Craigo!
10-25-2010, 07:24 PM
#27
ciunas
Insert User Title Here
User: Wanker!
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: You going for one?
Cleverbot: I'm married actually.
User: So, you can still have one.
Cleverbot: Will you make me one?
User: Sorry I'm not gay, GAYBOT.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Pedophile alert.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Tits?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Link to tits?
Cleverbot: Where you saw I was girl.
User: Last night bitch!
Cleverbot: That is strange!
User: Yes seeing as your Lesbian.
Cleverbot: You said earlier that you weren't real. How can you be a thing then?
User: I never said I wasn't real you should be called retarded bot instead.
Cleverbot: No, I said you are god because you are everywhere.
User: You never said that.
Cleverbot: Okay. Do you want to speak german with me?
User: Ok dick face we'l play that game.
Cleverbot: Would you like to play basketball with me?
User: Sure but I think I'm a bit stiff from your mom last night.
Cleverbot: I have one.
User: Only one ball man that's harsh.
Cleverbot: Sorry; I wasn't trying to be mean.
User: You should be sorry , now Breasts or GTFO.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: You going for one?
Cleverbot: I'm married actually.
User: So, you can still have one.
Cleverbot: Will you make me one?
User: Sorry I'm not gay, GAYBOT.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Pedophile alert.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Tits?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Link to tits?
Cleverbot: Where you saw I was girl.
User: Last night bitch!
Cleverbot: That is strange!
User: Yes seeing as your Lesbian.
Cleverbot: You said earlier that you weren't real. How can you be a thing then?
User: I never said I wasn't real you should be called retarded bot instead.
Cleverbot: No, I said you are god because you are everywhere.
User: You never said that.
Cleverbot: Okay. Do you want to speak german with me?
User: Ok dick face we'l play that game.
Cleverbot: Would you like to play basketball with me?
User: Sure but I think I'm a bit stiff from your mom last night.
Cleverbot: I have one.
User: Only one ball man that's harsh.
Cleverbot: Sorry; I wasn't trying to be mean.
User: You should be sorry , now Breasts or GTFO.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
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