Post: First Time You Got Stoned
09-19-2010, 06:25 AM #1
You Got Fragg3d
I kool noaw?
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My First time was a year ago when I was 13, during 4th of july at my sisters house I saw her boyfriend take out a bong and a bag of weed, so I knew where he hid it, so a few weeks later I went back there and my sister went out to get groceries, so I went and found the weed but the bong wasnt there, so I ripped of a chunk of the weed and put it in my pocket and went home, the next day after my mom left to go to my grandmothers, I looked up on google how to roll a blunt, after a few tries I got it right and went outside and lit it and smoked it, for the next hour I was ****ing crazyyy, I remember jumping on my memory foam bed thinking it was bouncy, and then It wore off and I was bored. Now im 14 and in 8th grade and get weed from a guy in town like once every month or two, and get high like every other week, or whenever my mom is out of the house and I'm bored.

So post your stories of when you first got stoned and where you get your weed and how you smoke it, (bong, blunts, ect.)
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09-19-2010, 12:57 PM #11
Sup_Im_Onion
I do it coz im BORED
I did coke once, the effect was pretty awesome, but the next day was the worst day of my life. Without a doubt. I don't think i have any pictures to prove it though (why would i even wanna prove i broke the law lol)
09-19-2010, 08:01 PM #12
B u X
BITCHES LOVE CAKE
I was 13 too when i had my first spliff. Probably hard to believe but it was my lil brother (11 at the time) who gave me my first spliff haha. There was quite a few of us under this shelter on the green in a town i used to live in, at first i didnt feel any different i was like wtf is this?? Then a couple minutes after i passed half on, i was like hooolllyyy shhiiitt!!! I felt pretty worried at first, but then i just started gigglin like ****. That's all i can really remember. Im 23 now, and now i absolutley hate that shit, it just mongs me out and makes me lazy, and my personality is quite the opposite. That's probably why i like to take coke most fridays. But like the other dude says, you feel it the next day...
09-19-2010, 08:14 PM #13
Killakk
Former Staff
You're all lucky! I need my mommy :(
09-19-2010, 08:28 PM #14
Reveirter
I am error
Why would you want to get stoned? that's like the worst form of capital punishment:

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09-19-2010, 08:39 PM #15
420
Kush Friendly
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ damm he literally got stoned lmao

medical marijuana FTW
09-19-2010, 08:46 PM #16
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-Rhys-
Guest
I never been stoned, Sounds good :(
09-19-2010, 09:43 PM #17
Shepleklet
u mad cuz ur ***git
Originally posted by troy2421 View Post
Just as title says

My First time was a year ago when I was 13, during 4th of july at my sisters house I saw her boyfriend take out a bong and a bag of weed, so I knew where he hid it, so a few weeks later I went back there and my sister went out to get groceries, so I went and found the weed but the bong wasnt there, so I ripped of a chunk of the weed and put it in my pocket and went home, the next day after my mom left to go to my grandmothers, I looked up on google how to roll a blunt, after a few tries I got it right and went outside and lit it and smoked it, for the next hour I was ****ing crazyyy, I remember jumping on my memory foam bed thinking it was bouncy, and then It wore off and I was bored. Now im 14 and in 8th grade and get weed from a guy in town like once every month or two, and get high like every other week, or whenever my mom is out of the house and I'm bored.

So post your stories of when you first got stoned and where you get your weed and how you smoke it, (bong, blunts, ect.)



OP IS A MASSIVE FAG!

STONER ETIQUETTE IS TAKING A MASSIVE HIT HERE.

1.) You NEVER steal someone else's weed. NEVER.

2.) Weed RARELY makes you like you described, if anything it would make you anti-"jumping on your bed", it would make you think "**** me, this is so cotch, I'm staying here"

3.) You are NOT able to roll a BLUNT after "just a few tries". Blunts are notoriously difficult to roll, especially for someone who has never rolled before.

4.) So you just HAPPENED to find bluntskins and create a perfect roach for your roll? And I strongly doubt that there was NO tobacco in there at all, so you'd have had to get some tobacco as well.


This is why I don't believe this sequence of events.
09-19-2010, 11:26 PM #18
Pricey91
Professor of trollology
Originally posted by Shepleklet View Post


OP IS A MASSIVE FAG!

STONER ETIQUETTE IS TAKING A MASSIVE HIT HERE.

1.) You NEVER steal someone else's weed. NEVER.

2.) Weed RARELY makes you like you described, if anything it would make you anti-"jumping on your bed", it would make you think "**** me, this is so cotch, I'm staying here"

3.) You are NOT able to roll a BLUNT after "just a few tries". Blunts are notoriously difficult to roll, especially for someone who has never rolled before.

4.) So you just HAPPENED to find bluntskins and create a perfect roach for your roll? And I strongly doubt that there was NO tobacco in there at all, so you'd have had to get some tobacco as well.


This is why I don't believe this sequence of events.


Harsh..............
09-19-2010, 11:33 PM #19
why do u get stoned
BAD

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