Post: First Time You Got Stoned
09-19-2010, 06:25 AM #1
You Got Fragg3d
I kool noaw?
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My First time was a year ago when I was 13, during 4th of july at my sisters house I saw her boyfriend take out a bong and a bag of weed, so I knew where he hid it, so a few weeks later I went back there and my sister went out to get groceries, so I went and found the weed but the bong wasnt there, so I ripped of a chunk of the weed and put it in my pocket and went home, the next day after my mom left to go to my grandmothers, I looked up on google how to roll a blunt, after a few tries I got it right and went outside and lit it and smoked it, for the next hour I was ****ing crazyyy, I remember jumping on my memory foam bed thinking it was bouncy, and then It wore off and I was bored. Now im 14 and in 8th grade and get weed from a guy in town like once every month or two, and get high like every other week, or whenever my mom is out of the house and I'm bored.

So post your stories of when you first got stoned and where you get your weed and how you smoke it, (bong, blunts, ect.)
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09-19-2010, 11:41 PM #20
Pricey91
Professor of trollology
Originally posted by Reveirter View Post
Why would you want to get stoned? that's like the worst form of capital punishment:

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Hahahahahahah what an amazing joke! Shame I used it earlier in this thread...
09-19-2010, 11:42 PM #21
You Got Fragg3d
I kool noaw?
Originally posted by Shepleklet View Post


OP IS A MASSIVE FAG!

STONER ETIQUETTE IS TAKING A MASSIVE HIT HERE.

1.) You NEVER steal someone else's weed. NEVER.

2.) Weed RARELY makes you like you described, if anything it would make you anti-"jumping on your bed", it would make you think "**** me, this is so cotch, I'm staying here"

3.) You are NOT able to roll a BLUNT after "just a few tries". Blunts are notoriously difficult to roll, especially for someone who has never rolled before.

4.) So you just HAPPENED to find bluntskins and create a perfect roach for your roll? And I strongly doubt that there was NO tobacco in there at all, so you'd have had to get some tobacco as well.


This is why I don't believe this sequence of events.



1. ok my bad mr. stones

2. It was my first time ever getting high, ive never felt that way in my life and maybe my body reacts differently than yours.

3. "A few" can mean any number, it can mean 10 tries or even 20, its an expression used when we cant remember an exact number, so lay off mr. perfect memory.

4. I unrolled a handrolled cigar I had left over from my Aunt and Uncle's 50th anniversary party, I'll take a picture of another cigar that I have if you want proof. And I personally have never heard of a person putting tobacco with weed if thats what your implying, and I'm no master of weed ok? I'm not the perfect blunt maker or anything, I don't sell this, I do it for pure entertainment and fun.

This is why I think your quick to judge and semi retarded
09-20-2010, 12:58 AM #22
Grimsley33
On Top of the Game
Originally posted by 1989 View Post
I've never been high and now I can't get high otherwise I get kicked out of college. My sponsoring company makes me take a drugs and alcohol test every four weeks and weed stays in your body for up to six months so it's not happening, getting drunk is still possible as long as you don't show up to the drugs/alcohol test drunk you will pass. To be honest though I don't really give a **** my sponsoring company pays me £500 a month to study and pays for accommodation and meals separately not out of my allowance.


Ummmm drugs stay in your body for a max of about a month, and you if you know when the drug test is, you can just drink a crapload of water the day before the test and you'll test fine. Just watch manswers.
09-20-2010, 01:15 AM #23
Me get tree high...
09-20-2010, 01:16 AM #24
devan23!
Climbing up the ladder
My first time i was with my friends who have all smoked before. i was 15 and still am btw. they had 2 blunts going around a a pipe i took about 7 hits and was pretty high. my friend who was 16 had about 12 hits and he smoked before so he got even higher than me so he was puking hardcore so i drove us home because we had curfew and i drove home high and it looked like the interstate was moving sideways when i was driving straight and i went home and talked to my dad high lmao. me and my friend were geeking and my dad didnt even know.
09-20-2010, 01:17 AM #25
Reveirter
I am error
Originally posted by PR1CEY View Post
Hahahahahahah what an amazing joke! Shame I used it earlier in this thread...


Here:
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Call somebody who cares.
09-20-2010, 01:27 AM #26
Steve
Ex-News Staff
My first time ever I snuck out of my house with my friend at like 2AM took my dads truck drove to his cousins house which was like 15 mins away if that. Then we did what we did and then my brother came home & my dad woke up then he realized me and my friends and the truck weren't at the house. The funny thing is he didn't even realize we were high lmao. [TRUE STORY]
09-20-2010, 01:35 AM #27
TRchamp12
I iz pro drupshut?
I never have and don't plan on it.
09-20-2010, 01:49 AM #28
Reported to cyber police. I smoke weed myself, but bragging about it for attention is just stupid lol it's not a big deal. Nobody brags about smoking cigarettes.

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