(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Soooo here's the story. I Had to pick up my lil bro from karate and take him home, I was at my gf's house so naturally she wanted to come with me, ok no prob. We were driving and the sunset was pretty and she wanted a pic so I turned around so she could get a good shot. I'm already on E and I'm starting to burn the 2 gals reserve in my jeep. I get my lil bro and take him home. On the way back she realizes her friend was coming in 20 mins and she wasn't back home yet, it had already been 20 mins. On the drive back I speed and instead of stopping for gas I drop her home first then I was gonna go get the gas. I'm currently out of gas on the side of the road waiting on my dad while she's chilling at home with her friend. Fml... -____-

You better get a blowjob out of this.

You better get a rimjob out of this.

"Good guys come last" I first thought this was a title of a pr0n video you had seen

You better get a stickjob out of this.

You better get your dick sucked for this.

Lollll man I get mad head and sex when I want, even when I don't want it :p But I'm still pretty pissed

Lol Yeah....
Ur in one big shit

You better give her a Pirate Eye out of this
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