(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Soooo here's the story. I Had to pick up my lil bro from karate and take him home, I was at my gf's house so naturally she wanted to come with me, ok no prob. We were driving and the sunset was pretty and she wanted a pic so I turned around so she could get a good shot. I'm already on E and I'm starting to burn the 2 gals reserve in my jeep. I get my lil bro and take him home. On the way back she realizes her friend was coming in 20 mins and she wasn't back home yet, it had already been 20 mins. On the drive back I speed and instead of stopping for gas I drop her home first then I was gonna go get the gas. I'm currently out of gas on the side of the road waiting on my dad while she's chilling at home with her friend. Fml... -____-

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Ass to Mouth

You better get a sammich out of this.

I like boys too.

Lolll!!! Nah dog you ever had sooo much sex ur dick is sore??!?

you better suck your dads dick for coming to help you out :O jk

you better get a flaming kirby out of this !

you better get a 3some outa this.. or a curry what ever floats your boat

You're so gonna get raped by a big black man.

You totally stole someone elses joke...