Post: Why It Sucks to be A Penis
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09-30-2010, 09:19 PM
#1
Null ReacT
Most Dope!
Your master strangles you all the time.
Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
You shrink in cold water.
You never get a haircut.
You always hang around with 2 nuts.
Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
Your best friend is a pussy.
Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
Every time you get excited, you throw up.
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09-30-2010, 09:21 PM
#2
Dan0692
Molestation Enthusiast
Originally posted by NlNJA
You've got a hole in your head.
Your master strangles you all the time.
Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
You shrink in cold water.
You never get a haircut.
You always hang around with 2 nuts.
Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
Your best friend is a pussy.
Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
Every time you get excited, you throw up.
Your master strangles you all the time.
Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
You shrink in cold water.
You never get a haircut.
You always hang around with 2 nuts.
Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
Your best friend is a pussy.
Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
Every time you get excited, you throw up.
I sealed my hole with polyfill
Mine is abnormally shaped (completely straight, like an ice pop)
Mine is inflatable, cold water or hot water my penis grows like a sponge
I cut my pubes
I only have one testicle
Therefore he has no neighbour
I'm gay, so my penis's best friend is a penis
I'm not Jewish
Once again going back to the polyfill thing..
:pedo:
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09-30-2010, 09:24 PM
#3
Null ReacT
Most Dope!
Originally posted by Dan0692
I sealed my hole with polyfill
Mine is abnormally shaped (completely straight, like an ice pop)
Mine is inflatable, cold water or hot water my penis grows like a sponge
I cut my pubes
I only have one testicle
Therefore he has no neighbour
I'm gay, so my penis's best friend is a penis
I'm not Jewish
Once again going back to the polyfill thing..
:pedo:
Mine is abnormally shaped (completely straight, like an ice pop)
Mine is inflatable, cold water or hot water my penis grows like a sponge
I cut my pubes
I only have one testicle
Therefore he has no neighbour
I'm gay, so my penis's best friend is a penis
I'm not Jewish
Once again going back to the polyfill thing..
:pedo:
Or you could just cut off your dick......
09-30-2010, 09:28 PM
#4
VHS
Has been a while
Originally posted by Dan0692
I sealed my hole with polyfill
Mine is abnormally shaped (completely straight, like an ice pop)
Mine is inflatable, cold water or hot water my penis grows like a sponge
I cut my pubes
I only have one testicle
Therefore he has no neighbour
I'm gay, so my penis's best friend is a penis
I'm not Jewish
Once again going back to the polyfill thing..
:pedo:
Mine is abnormally shaped (completely straight, like an ice pop)
Mine is inflatable, cold water or hot water my penis grows like a sponge
I cut my pubes
I only have one testicle
Therefore he has no neighbour
I'm gay, so my penis's best friend is a penis
I'm not Jewish
Once again going back to the polyfill thing..
:pedo:
lol epic man
09-30-2010, 11:58 PM
#5
NeedaLifeSoon
Retired Life
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Excellent post 
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10-02-2010, 06:16 PM
#10
Null ReacT
Most Dope!
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