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Post: Why It Sucks to be A Penis
09-30-2010, 09:19 PM #1
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); You've got a hole in your head.
Your master strangles you all the time.
Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
You shrink in cold water.
You never get a haircut.
You always hang around with 2 nuts.
Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
Your best friend is a pussy.
Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
Every time you get excited, you throw up.
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10-02-2010, 06:41 PM #11
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MY OWNER chockes me in a bag and puts me in a dark room and smashes my head against a wall until i puke
10-02-2010, 07:01 PM #12
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Originally posted by Ben
MY OWNER chockes me in a bag and puts me in a dark room and smashes my head against a wall until i puke


wtf ??? nevermind.
10-02-2010, 07:59 PM #13
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Originally posted by needalifesoon View Post
My owner puts a rubber bag over my head, sticks me in a dark cave, and makes me do push ups till I puke.


You sir, Have won an internet... lol
10-02-2010, 08:03 PM #14
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Nice copypasta
10-03-2010, 04:24 AM #15
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Originally posted by Dan0692 View Post
I sealed my hole with polyfill
Mine is abnormally shaped (completely straight, like an ice pop)
Mine is inflatable, cold water or hot water my penis grows like a sponge
I cut my pubes
I only have one testicle
Therefore he has no neighbour
I'm gay, so my penis's best friend is a penis
I'm not Jewish
Once again going back to the polyfill thing..

:pedo:


Dan Your ****ing Sick In The Head Mate Jesus What The **** Is Wrong With You This Made My Penis Shrivel Up For Some Strange Reason
10-03-2010, 04:32 AM #16
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When Batman chokes himself with a belt and hammers you at the same time.
10-03-2010, 06:39 AM #17
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awesome, sweet! cooool! was it Copy & Paste or Original?
10-03-2010, 06:43 AM #18
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Originally posted by xGoDz View Post
awesome, sweet! cooool! was it Copy & Paste or Original?


It's copypasta I've seen it about 5 times before this
10-03-2010, 06:44 AM #19
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Originally posted by xDylan View Post
It's copypasta I've seen it about 5 times before this


aww that sucks, wuda been amazing if it was original

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