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Post: 23 Hilarious Ways To Irritate People In A Lift
10-02-2010, 10:48 AM #1
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OG? No? ok.
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  1. CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
  2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
  3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
  4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
  5. MEOW occasionally.
  6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly
  7. SAY -DING at each floor.
  8. SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.
  9. MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.
  10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
  11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
  12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
  13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
  14. WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
  15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
  16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
  17. HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
  18. DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
  19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
  20. PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
  21. SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
  22. CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
  23. When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die”.

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10-02-2010, 10:51 AM #2
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Pullz7
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Lmfao i laughed so hard thanks for the post jayy
10-02-2010, 10:59 AM #3
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Jamesyy
OG? No? ok.
Originally posted by another user
Lmfao i laughed so hard thanks for the post jayy


Thanks man, i must say that when i saw these, i HAD to post them here.
10-02-2010, 11:07 AM #4
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lmfao nice post m8!
10-02-2010, 11:33 AM #5
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Favo
LMAO! Nice post, man. Thanks!
10-02-2010, 11:42 AM #6
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Tyalis27
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7 and 13 sounds amazing,gotta try 'emHappy
10-02-2010, 11:50 AM #7
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This just made my morning.
10/10 :y:
10-02-2010, 11:52 AM #8
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Axiom
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Theres not just 23 ways, search google for "101 things to do ini a lift".
10-02-2010, 12:01 PM #9
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Slave of the sky.
Haven't slept in 19 hours and still made me laugh like hell! Happy
10-02-2010, 12:01 PM #10
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i still think farting in a lift should be no1 xD

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