Post: 23 Hilarious Ways To Irritate People In A Lift
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10-02-2010, 10:48 AM
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Jamesyy
OG? No? ok.
- CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
- STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
- WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
- GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
- MEOW occasionally.
- STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly
- SAY -DING at each floor.
- SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.
- MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.
- STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
- WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
- TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
- DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
- WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
- PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
- ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
- HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
- DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
- BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
- PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
- SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
- CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
- When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die”.
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10-03-2010, 03:32 AM
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