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10-04-2010, 08:53 AM #1
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a
boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said, "I'll
give you a $100 if you'll let me have sex with you." The girl looked at him
shocked and said "Hell no!" He said "I'll be real quick-I'll throw the money
on the floor, you bend over to get it, and I'll be finished by the time
you've picked it up!" She thought for a moment and told him that she would
have to talk to her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200. Pick up the money really really fast,
and he won't even be able to get his pants down!" She agreed and accepts the
proposal. 30 minutes go by and the boyfriend is still waitin for his
girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks,
"What the **** happened?" Still breathing hard she managed to
reply, That Muthafuker had all QUARTERS!!!!!
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10-04-2010, 09:31 AM #2
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HAHA LMAO, he had all quarters, best joke so far, lmao
10-04-2010, 10:27 AM #3
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I lol'd, ima use this in work tomorrow, get the locals laughing Winky Winky :y:
10-04-2010, 10:46 AM #4
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Thats funny as ****.
10-04-2010, 11:26 AM #5
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Glorious, real men think ahead, but rape would have been a better option.

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10-04-2010, 11:41 AM #6
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Lawl, WTF!!!!



=D
10-04-2010, 11:43 AM #7
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Hi
lol nice, but what does it mean by had all the quarters?
10-04-2010, 01:41 PM #8
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Originally posted by Ace View Post
lol nice, but what does it mean by had all the quarters?


he agreed to pay her $200.. and he to do her by the time she picked up all the money.. he dropped $200 worth of Quarters on the ground

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10-04-2010, 02:03 PM #9
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Oh I giggled.
10-04-2010, 06:08 PM #10
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Great joke dude im going to use this in school 2moro Smile

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