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10-04-2010, 08:53 AM #1
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a
boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said, "I'll
give you a $100 if you'll let me have sex with you." The girl looked at him
shocked and said "Hell no!" He said "I'll be real quick-I'll throw the money
on the floor, you bend over to get it, and I'll be finished by the time
you've picked it up!" She thought for a moment and told him that she would
have to talk to her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200. Pick up the money really really fast,
and he won't even be able to get his pants down!" She agreed and accepts the
proposal. 30 minutes go by and the boyfriend is still waitin for his
girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks,
"What the **** happened?" Still breathing hard she managed to
reply, That Muthafuker had all QUARTERS!!!!!
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10-04-2010, 06:27 PM #11
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I would have used cents or pennies :carling:

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10-04-2010, 06:34 PM #12
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Oh noes. I jizzed Gasp
10-04-2010, 08:51 PM #13
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Finally a funny general discussion thread not made by richie, thank you Happy
10-04-2010, 08:54 PM #14
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Haha that's a good one. Happy
10-04-2010, 08:59 PM #15
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omfg! this is my situation in school lol imma try this xD. wish me luck boys
10-04-2010, 09:29 PM #16
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LMFAO!!! One of the best jokes I've read in a while, thanks man!! Happy
10-05-2010, 12:37 AM #17
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LMFAO this made me giggle out loud
10-05-2010, 12:47 AM #18
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Thats best joke on NGU
10-05-2010, 12:51 AM #19
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damn that's what 5,000 coins?

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