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Jay: Morning Benders, jump in the minge mobile.
Will: Strange thing to call your mums car.

Jay: Alright Yves Saint Leponce what's going on here then?
Simon: Neil's getting me in shit.
Neil: They've put a curtain up so we can't see the clunge, it'stotally sexist
Jay: Ahh the craft f*ckers, they tried this when we did the school play, we just cut a hole in the curtain and stuck our knobs through it, it was well horny, we was getting noshed off in between scenes.

Simon: You wet the bed when you were 10
Jay: Yeah I wet your mums bed...with my spunk

Jay: While you've been at home wanking over Carly all summer... i've been out porkin' loads of vadge!

Will: Oh piss off
Neils Dad: dont talk to me like that in my own house!
Will: oh sorry, my manners, piss off PLEASE!!
Neils Dad: i've had enough of your lip
Will: oh you'd like my lip wouldnt you, right round your bell end! if Mr Chippy doesnt get there first! Whats he gunna knock up, a closet for you to hide in!? you BUMDER!!

Neil: My Dad's not gay!
Jay: Well...let's look at the evidence...1) your mum left him because he loves! cock.

Simon's Dad: Your've had an eventful day bunking off school, buying alchol illegally, defacing carly's drive and insulting Neil's dad, have i missed anything?"
Will: We also hit a spastic with a frispy

Will: Your dad's moved out?
Simon: It's no biggie, they've not been getting on lately so he's moved out for a few weeks while they sort stuff out
Jay: What like her face? It's gonna take more than a few weeks to sort that mess out

Simon: No-one brings a bag of shit to a pub
Jay: Your dad does
Simon: Does he?
Jay: Yeah, your mum

Jay: F*ck that! Look you lot can stay here and finger Neils arse if you wanna but i'm off to find the clunge.

Bus waaaaaaankeeeeeeeersss

ha ha one of the best scenes ever

Shotgun you're mum's bed! Nice list

new car friend

Will: I thought it was a fart sir, i thought it was safe.... (Best line ever!!!)
Will: Your mum on the other hand, she'd probably get fingered for a packet of buscuits.

Jay: You coming then briefcase mong.
Jay: Right lets look at the evidence, you mum left him cos he loves cock.

Neil: OMG check out the juggarsaurus rex.
Neil: Oh yeah and its all locked away in the visual wank bank.

Simon: You just punched a fish to death.
Simon: The is a mans drink, if you dont want it ill have and if you cant take me like this then sorry babes but this is the package!!!

Man The Best British Comedy Has Come To A End But New One Started (Phone Shop :p)
N Theres A Facebook Page/App For Best The Inbetweeners Quotes AsWell But The Best So Far

'Will U Know This Pesto Stuff Is It For Humans'

N Cant Wait For The Film =D

When Will got high was hilarious.
Somebody call my mum, I think i'm dying!

Simon: Oooooooooo, Jay that squirrel made you look like a right mug!

This was one of my personal faves

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