(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); You must login or register to view this content.



Jay: Morning Benders, jump in the minge mobile.
Will: Strange thing to call your mums car.

Jay: Alright Yves Saint Leponce what's going on here then?
Simon: Neil's getting me in shit.
Neil: They've put a curtain up so we can't see the clunge, it'stotally sexist
Jay: Ahh the craft f*ckers, they tried this when we did the school play, we just cut a hole in the curtain and stuck our knobs through it, it was well horny, we was getting noshed off in between scenes.

Simon: You wet the bed when you were 10
Jay: Yeah I wet your mums bed...with my spunk

Jay: While you've been at home wanking over Carly all summer... i've been out porkin' loads of vadge!

Will: Oh piss off
Neils Dad: dont talk to me like that in my own house!
Will: oh sorry, my manners, piss off PLEASE!!
Neils Dad: i've had enough of your lip
Will: oh you'd like my lip wouldnt you, right round your bell end! if Mr Chippy doesnt get there first! Whats he gunna knock up, a closet for you to hide in!? you BUMDER!!

Neil: My Dad's not gay!
Jay: Well...let's look at the evidence...1) your mum left him because he loves! cock.

Simon's Dad: Your've had an eventful day bunking off school, buying alchol illegally, defacing carly's drive and insulting Neil's dad, have i missed anything?"
Will: We also hit a spastic with a frispy

Will: Your dad's moved out?
Simon: It's no biggie, they've not been getting on lately so he's moved out for a few weeks while they sort stuff out
Jay: What like her face? It's gonna take more than a few weeks to sort that mess out

Simon: No-one brings a bag of shit to a pub
Jay: Your dad does
Simon: Does he?
Jay: Yeah, your mum

Jay: F*ck that! Look you lot can stay here and finger Neils arse if you wanna but i'm off to find the clunge.

Haha I lol'd hard at the first one.
Well done!

When Simon smacks his dick because he couldn't get a hard on. That had me crying with laughter.

Briefcase wanker...