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or the funniest joke you know? i wanna laugh

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Let's see how many people google "Best pickup lines"

i got this one on my facebook as a joke " Person A: Can i have a picture of you? Person B: Why? Person A: I Want to know what to ask Santa for Christmas.

Here is another one but its old. Person A: Are you Jamaican? Person B: Yes/no Person A: Cause you Ja making me crazy

Kind of cheesy but they work lol

LOL :y: .......

i wish more people responded to this thread =(

Guy: "Do your feet hurt? Girl: "No, why??" Guy:"Because you've been running around in my mind all day". lol

Wanna go behind a rock and get a little boulder?
Do you like water? (Yes) Then you already like 70 percent of me.

this one works all the time.... does this smell like chloroform to you!? =D

"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?"

"When you fell down from heaven."