Funniest Pick up line ever?

11-05-2010, 10:59 PM #1

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or the funniest joke you know? i wanna laugh

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11-05-2010, 11:25 PM #11

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boy: are you from tennesse girl: why? boy: cause your the only ten i see. chessy i know, but it was the only 1 i could think off. ill post a few more as they come to me

11-05-2010, 11:28 PM #12

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Boy:"Do your feet hurt?" girl: "No, why??" boy: "cos it looks like you fell straight from heaven" lol one of the lamest jokes ive ever heard

11-05-2010, 11:30 PM #13

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"Does your ass hurt?"

"Errrr no, why?"

"They say I have heat vision."

11-05-2010, 11:37 PM #14

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is your name gillete? cause your the best a man can get

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11-06-2010, 12:05 AM #15

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Originally posted by Battle

"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?"

"When you fell down from heaven."

Lolz I've heared this one before, I'd never ever have the balls to say something this bad though lmao, I laughed at your gif for about 5 minutes straight! Happy

11-06-2010, 12:16 AM #16

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Your teeth are like the stars, yellow and far apart from each other.

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11-06-2010, 12:34 AM #17

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some few ones i found , they made laugh so i think they should make you guys laugh too

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[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name, number and other vital statistics, I would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing for an all-expenses paid date with me.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!

11-06-2010, 08:50 PM #18

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Is your name Laura L? Cause you're worth it...

Boy: Excuse me, can you please pick that up?
Girl: Pick what up?
Boy: My jaw...

So are your parents in prison for stealing the stars and putting them in your eyes?

And probably the oldest line ever.....

Grab your coat love, you've pulled.... haha

11-07-2010, 12:29 AM #19

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