(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Someone and I were just laughing about what people call masturbation.

If your human you must have done it once and if your like me you've lost count:derp:

It probably has more names than any other act.

What's your favorite or funniest ??

My funniest is: Calling down for more Mayo
and for women it has to be: Dousing the digits.:embarrassed:

I'm Ejaculating! That's just a funny word; it's also the proper term.

Im 10 what is this?

Lol..

Crank yanking.

"The closest thing to getting laid I'll ever experience."

Jack your sack.

Slam your ham.

My ultimate wrist workout.

I masterbate
At a faster rate
Then I ejaculate
On that bastard's face
8===> ~ ~ ~ :FU:

Rubbin' one out

tuggin'

polishing my pole

lazy fistpumping