(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Someone and I were just laughing about what people call masturbation.

If your human you must have done it once and if your like me you've lost count:derp:

It probably has more names than any other act.

What's your favorite or funniest ??

My funniest is: Calling down for more Mayo
and for women it has to be: Dousing the digits.:embarrassed:

I call it masurflation.

I just say wank

Bashin' the Bishop.

Chokeing the Chicken

Beat Your Meat

Just goin to drain the main vain

beating your meat, jacking off, whacking off, cleaning the sink.

"Happy time"

teasing the snake

Slap your Salami , Knock 1 out , beat your chicken LOL