Post: Yo Mom Jokes
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12-29-2010, 05:15 AM
#11
aZlan
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yo mama so fat she didn't know she was pregnant with you, until you appeared while she was talking a shit on the toilet and you plopped out of her pussy and she didn't notice because her dump was huge and it sounded like another drop of shit in the toilet.Then she flushed you down and you mourn for your mother and are on a quest to find her.
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12-29-2010, 05:48 AM
#13
Null ReacT
Most Dope!
yo mama is like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw
yo mama is so fat that she had to be baptized at Sea World.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
Yo mama is so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo mamas so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals
yo mama is so ugly when she walks into a strip club they pay her to keep her clothes on
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
yo mama is so fat that she had to be baptized at Sea World.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
Yo mama is so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo mamas so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals
yo mama is so ugly when she walks into a strip club they pay her to keep her clothes on
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
12-29-2010, 05:56 AM
#15
TairyHesticles
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Originally posted by RoboCop2010
Hello, Post Yo Momma Jokes Here. This May Be Inmature, but Mother jokes always made me laugh when I was growing up.... Let's bring some of the best jokes back....
This is MINE, i MADE it you can google it and wont find it is an ORIGINAL; your momma so fat, every time she sits down someone goes missing!
12-29-2010, 06:26 AM
#18
frostysnoww
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Originally posted by 020king
yo mum so stupid she tried to make a fish drown, classix joke
But it is possible to drown a fish
---------- Post added at 01:26 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:23 AM ----------
Originally posted by TairyHesticles
This is MINE, i MADE it you can google it and wont find it is an ORIGINAL; your momma so fat, every time she sits down someone goes missing!
Heard that one b4 xD but it was slightly different. Instead i was "Yo momma so fat when she sat down everyone went missing" idk how that happens but lol
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