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12-29-2010, 03:36 AM #1

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12-29-2010, 10:01 AM #20

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Originally posted by azlan

yo mama so fat she didn't know she was pregnant with you, until you appeared while she was talking a shit on the toilet and you plopped out of her pussy and she didn't notice because her dump was huge and it sounded like another drop of shit in the toilet.then she flushed you down and you mourn for your mother and are on a quest to find her.

lol .

12-29-2010, 01:48 PM #21

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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs

Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!

Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking

12-29-2010, 05:37 PM #22

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Your Mum's so fat I can't fit a mental Image of her in my head.

Made that one up myself.

12-29-2010, 06:32 PM #23

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Originally posted by xpottsy

yo momma so fat she sat on an ipod touch and made the ipad

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Yo mom so fat that when she jumped in the air, she got stuck...
Yo moms so fat, that she stepped on the dogs tail and had to name the dog beaver....

12-29-2010, 06:37 PM #24

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Yo mamma so fat, she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it.

12-29-2010, 06:45 PM #25

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Your mamma is so fat dora can't even explore her.

12-29-2010, 06:52 PM #26

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yo momma is so fat she downloaded cheats for the wii fit

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12-29-2010, 07:02 PM #27

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yo momma so fat she makes free willy look like a tic-tac - classic

12-29-2010, 07:26 PM #28

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Originally posted by sam

yo momma is so fat she downloaded cheats for the wii fit

lol... Your Mom is so fat, she jumped in the ocea and the tide rose...

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