(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Guys, guys, guys, seriously, oh my god guys, im seriously, guys seriously oh my god. Okay, okay, guys seriously oh my god. Wait, wait i'm seriously, seriously, oh my god. I just picked up a chick on PSN

Heres The Situtation: I was playing Black Ops at about 1 a.m. and a girls voice started to come through my Turtle Beaches. Rather than giving her my usual response of shouting "GIRL, GIRL, GIRL!" I decided to pursue this one and it turned out pretty well. After I courted her over my mic things got hot and heavy and I said some things that shouldnt have been said, lets leave it at that. This is what happened in the messages:

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This is good, i'm letting her know i'm sorry for coming on too strong.

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This is when I realize I should go in for the kill, she totally digs me

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Too strong? Lets see

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Win! She flirted back. Shes dying to know everything about me. Lets see what I can do to keep the conversation flowing
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Hook, line, and sinker. See what I did there, I switched things up. Now she knows i'm creative

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See how many i's she uses. As in "iiiiii want you"

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This is a lie, obviously. Im just baiting her
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Shes trying to make me jealous, but I see through her lies and play along

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I let her know i'm waiting, so she knows she has options

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I really don't know why she would lie about her boyfriend still. I was a perfect gentlemen. She added me as a friend so shes my girl whos a friend, but i'll continue on with this until shes mine

She is not a guy! If you didnt notice she rejected me which means its a pedophile playing hard to get which is very unlikely.

Pics or it didn't happen

Why didn't you just ask earlier
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OMFG as Soon as i read Ur Comment I Literaly Fell Out Of My Chair and ****ed Up My Neck But it was All Worth it XD

Ha I'll be laughing my arse off when you go meet her in actual life and she turns out to be a GUY lmao

40 year old virgin anyone?

12 year old pubescent boy anyone?

now its time for internet sex if she has a playstation eye get her to take her cloths off thats if she is not a man lol

Woooo, Troll Mode [ON]