(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Guys, guys, guys, seriously, oh my god guys, im seriously, guys seriously oh my god. Okay, okay, guys seriously oh my god. Wait, wait i'm seriously, seriously, oh my god. I just picked up a chick on PSN

Heres The Situtation: I was playing Black Ops at about 1 a.m. and a girls voice started to come through my Turtle Beaches. Rather than giving her my usual response of shouting "GIRL, GIRL, GIRL!" I decided to pursue this one and it turned out pretty well. After I courted her over my mic things got hot and heavy and I said some things that shouldnt have been said, lets leave it at that. This is what happened in the messages:

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This is good, i'm letting her know i'm sorry for coming on too strong.

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This is when I realize I should go in for the kill, she totally digs me

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Too strong? Lets see

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Win! She flirted back. Shes dying to know everything about me. Lets see what I can do to keep the conversation flowing
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Hook, line, and sinker. See what I did there, I switched things up. Now she knows i'm creative

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See how many i's she uses. As in "iiiiii want you"

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This is a lie, obviously. Im just baiting her
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Shes trying to make me jealous, but I see through her lies and play along

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I let her know i'm waiting, so she knows she has options

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I really don't know why she would lie about her boyfriend still. I was a perfect gentlemen. She added me as a friend so shes my girl whos a friend, but i'll continue on with this until shes mine

She is not a guy! If you didnt notice she rejected me which means its a pedophile playing hard to get which is very unlikely.

did you **** him yet?

hahaah thats a neck!!
(The act of slapping one in the neck for an unfortunate event that occured mentally or physically)

Pathetic. Just Pathetic. What are you going to do when your parents want to have dinner with her? Have a Skype Video Session at dinner time on your laptop?

Haha bro yuhr retarded 4 posting this

pretty sure she was at her boyfriends house and playing it..

60% Chance a guy, 30% chance ugly fat girl, 10% chance its a pervert.
But seriously no 'hot' chicks play PS3, and shes just on PS3 get over self! Wow a girl is talking to you on PS3.. AND.. Ask her for a 'few' pics of herself. The reason I said few is because if its a guy, ugly fat girl, pervert, they will just go on Google and Google search hot girl, and send it too you. So ask her for 2 or 3 pics, make sure its the same person in the pics..

It's a :pedo: congratulations.

You rubbed one out with your eyes closed imagining "her" playing the game didn't you?

...don't lie.